weird ass tweets (yours+ pref)

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these are fucking insane. It makes it look like i need help alright js.. and I found out these are actual tweets (actually I made up a few {like Sammy's} but s'all good)

+++++ his response O.o😼

and ...
y/t/n means your Twitter name
b/f/t/n means best friend's Twitter name
just a btw

but jamfest 🎀💪💕 (I got the pictures from the trophy case when I had cheer on Wednesday)

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- Dillon Rupp -

your tweet: "lol go loose your virginity to a knife 🔪💉"

his response: "@y/t/n damn babe who pissed you off."

his indirect: "so many psychos, not enough asylums."

- Cameron Dallas -

your tweet: "my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely 😳"

his response: "@y/t/n yeah we know"

his indirect: "my little dinlo killin it"

{dinlo is gypsy for retard btw}

- Jack Gilinsky -

your tweet: "they should make cruel and unusual punishment legal😼"

his response: "it never will because of people like you 😘💋 @y/t/n"

his indirect: "why me?"

your response: "because your so fucking lucky 💜"

- Matt Espinosa -

your tweet: "I'm in love with a stripper☺️🎧🎵🎶"

his response: "I thought you were in love with me 😢 @y/t/n"

his indirect: "she moved on from me to....that 💔"

- Sam Wilkinson -

your tweet: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have dildos. They vibrate too."

his response: "@y/t/n uh.... wait what"

his indirect: "you don't need to use any dildos 😏 just saying"

- Aaron Carpenter -

your tweet: "@b/f/t/n I had fun last night, breaking it of asylums are sooooo fun 😹"

his response: "your a nut💜🌰@y/t/n"

his indirect: "you shouldn't of broken out. you still need to be in there💖"

- Shawn Mendes -

your tweet: "your forever is all that I need 💋"

his response: "@y/t/n awe love you too bby 😂"

his indirect: "I'm gonna be up in that shit tonight" *deletes tweet the next day*

- Hayes Grier -

your tweet: "Stop bashing Canadians (yeah shawn I gotchu back) 💕"

his response: "agreed @y/t/n"

his indirect: "but I get to have something other than yo back 😹😏"

- Jacob Whitesides -

your tweet: "I'm bored asf"

his response: "@y/t/n sucks to suck"

his indirect: "even though you suck all the time 😂😏😳"

- Carter Reynolds -

your tweet: "stayyy for tonight. if you want to. I can show you 🎧"

his response: "@y/t/n please listen to a different song, that's all you listen to nowadays 😢🙏"

his indirect: "but don't worry, I'll stay tonight and the next and the next and the next 😼😼👌👌"

- Taylor Caniff -

your tweet: "I shove glitter up my vagina so it shines bright like a diamond😂😳💎✨ #rhiana"

his response: "@y/t/n babe what tf is wrong with you?😂😂😳😂"

his indirect: "I don't find any glitter tho......😨 I also don't get any damn glitter on me 😼"

- Nash Grier -

your tweet: "all I hear in school: *picture of list* "

his response: "@y/t/n basically"

his indirect: "you forgot one: damn baby your so tight. at least in my school it is 😂"

{sorry that's bullshit. I'm too tired for this shit}

- Jack Johnson -

your tweet: "mc's blood gets spilled #eminem"

his response: "@y/t/n my rapping is better 💕"

his indirect: "yo first time 😂😂 blood wasn't spilling just from mc's 😘😳"

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