Magcon imagines&preferences

drunk texts (his - pref)

a/n: Okay, so I made typos on purpose bc when people are drunk, they tend to make typos. deal wit it 😈🙆

👉 this is only part one 👈

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- Dillon -
Him: I wannto cuddled you and fuck u

You: ...... are you drunk??

Him: hell yeahH! I had a funne time wit ur SISTA m she fave meeee shots allnightlong 👰👰

You: that's fantastic babe -.- only one problem, I don't have a sister....

- Gilinsky -
Him: MA MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

You: I'm pretty sure you don't want boys in your yard

Him: AND THEYRE LIKE ITS BETTA THAN YOURS DAMN RIGHT --- ?

You: -.- it's better than yours. I could teach you but I have to charge

Him: LA LA LA LA LA. THE BOYS ARE WAITING. LA LA LA LA LA.

You: please come home 🙏

Him: 💂👌😘

You: .....

- Taylor -
Him: IMADE A PILLLOOWE PET

You: Tay, please take whatever animal you shoved into the pillowcase out

Him: Awwwwwwwwww ur moo funne

Him: can I stiff ur pussy into my pillowwcasee insted

You: no -.- come home now

- Sammy -
Him: I just had sex wit yo boyfriend how'd yous feels bout that

You: what?? your making no sense, have you been drinking ?

Him: HELL NAWW NIGGA

You: sammy will you please come home

Him: only if you beg. n u haves to makes suresies u kall me daddayyyyyyy

You: *sigh* Daddy, can you please come home. please please please daddy I miss you so much 😘

Him: kk only if we CAN MAKE LOVEEEEEEERRRRRRRR #somo

You: .... -.- no babe your going to bed

Him: BUT MOMMMM

You: 😒just get your ass home😑

- Matt -
Him: I GOT A LAPDANCE

You: Matthew ..?

Him: I also touched a boob

Him: it was a nice boob

Him: it was Taylor's boob

You: did Taylor give you a lap dance also ?

Him: yeah 😧 it was nice

You: okay babe ...

- Johnson -
Him: Hehhhh bbby u 🎀🚶💀🙏

You: uh hi? are you drunk???

Him: I RHINK SI NIGGAAA

You: Where are you? I'm coming to get you.

Him: IM In froNT OF elsasss castle IT TEADSS 908 SUNBIRRDD LNN 👐

You: Sweetie, that's not elsa's castle. that's our house. hang on a second, I'll be out in a minute