Magcon imagines&preferences

drunk texts (his - pref)

part 2

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- Hayes -
Him: HE TOUCHEd the BUtT

You: okay, nemo 🐠

Him: I'm not NEMO 🙅

You: okay okay, whatevs 💁

Him: imma swim FATHER than YoU n toUch the bUtT!!!! 🏊

You: okay babe, I'm going to come get you and put you to bed 💋

Him: mmmmm plpluse someothing else ❓❔

You: probably. probably not

- Shawn -
Him: you wanna know what's funny?

You: what ..? I thought you were out with the guys

Him: i. am. but. we. r. holding. Hayes. over. the. ocean. 😂😂💂🍪

You: ..? um arent you at the party?

Him: YES

You: put Hayes back down. but how are you holding him over the ocean?

Him: can we drop him in?? it's a white ocean with a toilet and rubber duckies this is some rare shit

You: no shawn, put him down. get out of the bathroom and come home as well.

Him: you're no fun . -.-

- Aaron -
Him: imma fuck u so hardddddd in da mornin !! 👉👌

You: who are you and what have to my sweet Aaron

Him: I'm not Aaron I'm batmannnn 🐼

You: .... that's a - nvm. where did Aaron go?

Him: he left 8 shots ago

You: I'm coming to get my batman and we will find Aaron okay?

Him: once i take you gome, he'll be in yo bed

- Cameron -
Him: LETS MAKE A BABBBBIII

You: wait what ..?

Him: I wanna Babiii wit u⛄️⛄️

You: 1) that's a snowman 2) are you drunk??

Him: it's a snowman baby <4 i ain't now

You: sounds like it...

Him: PLESSD!! LETS MAYKEABABII

You: I'm coming to get you

Him: then we'll make a Babi?

You: Maybe ... maybe not ..

- Nash -
Him: I see an obese penguin

You: how much have you drank ??

Him: bittaaaa 🙅

You: ..? um I would like to beg to differ.

Him: I WOULDNT. I DRANK ALL NIGHT LONG.

You: I hope you know, you just admitted to being drunk when you said you didn't drink

Him: dang flabbit

- Carter -
Him: SHAKE DAT ASSSDSSSSDDD

You: your drunk af babe, I'm coming to get you

Him: THATS RIGHT. YO CUMMIN FOR MEEEEDES💖

You: that looked a lot like Mendes. but whatever, where are you?

Him: I'm with the muffin man on fauber lanee

You: I'm pretty sure the muffin man doesn't live on fauber lane....