I woke up and went to see my best friend. Rodrigo. He was the only one that liked me because I went to steal a store for him. He was very happy about that and I don't have many friends. He was the only friend I have. Sounds stupid but it's true man. The only stupid thing about him is that he doesn't TALK. FRIKING TALK DUDE YOU LITTLE-. I was then starting to have my heart attack the Rodrigo just sits there watching me die. I had a millisecond of a plant. In the dark.. I then had a vision of my ideal lover. He had brown hair. And a very wired grin. I woke up on my bed and I was guessing that it was all a dream. But I still don't have my dog. Bruhhhhhhh. I then watched some bill bye the science guy since it was the only stupid show that didint have to use a internet cable.
AFTER
So after watching that stuff I then saw a nuke on the news. Okay. Uhm. So I choked and passed out. Maybe I had epilepsy or whatever cause I saw flashing lights before passing out. I then woke up in a complete Blake's out area and I guess I had blood on me. I freaked out cause I saw plastic. "THE TURTLES!!" I picked up the plastic and consumed it. Then I saw the plant again. I grabbed a shard of glass and I did the stupidest thing and threw it at the plant. The plant screams and starts singing the bill nye theme song. It was cringe (this whole story is cringe) I ate a piece of rotten meat and I guess I started laughing at the plant and flirted with the epic plant. The plant combusts and I then opened some golden doors that was behind the plant. AnNa oOp. I saw.................
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A very stupid love story
RandomYou (the very ugly rat) goes on a adventure and lose your dog and then goes on a epic adventure all because of some forbidden meat banned from America. Then you face the most baddest rival that is a plant. To get your lover back. {Btw I stole this p...
