I had heard, " meet your ideal lover that will forever change your life as a reward for (temporary) killing the ugly plant that has made the meat that made you crazy, so meet the love of your life!!!!!!!!" I then saw the grin, the very crusty mouth, with the lice on the brown hair with some dandruff... it was the lover of my life omg you wouldn't believe who it was! I heard the bill nye song and obama clapping in the background. Congratulating me. "Omg bill nye!? Your my lover???" I said very surprised. We then got married and had 45 children.
THE CONCLUSION
I was walking on the streets with a Chanel bag in my hands. I then saw a dog running to me. I thought he would bite me. "Hey buddy, you lost?" I looked on the collar and saw. It was my long lost dog that I had lost! I took him to the car and took him home. I came home and caught some girl named Natalia from my work who was sisters with this wired ugly story writer person. But anyways the Natalia girl was making out with my bill nye! "Omg I can't believe this I came home with our lost son and I cought you with this girl!?" I shouted. Bill responds, "Sorry it had to be this way man, I'm kicking you out of this house pack your bags." I was heartbroken, I wanted to hit Bill nye in the face with my Chanel bag. I packed my bags and I became depressed and lived back to my old life again. One day I will fight bill nye and find my true true love that I have never found before.
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A very stupid love story
RandomYou (the very ugly rat) goes on a adventure and lose your dog and then goes on a epic adventure all because of some forbidden meat banned from America. Then you face the most baddest rival that is a plant. To get your lover back. {Btw I stole this p...
