Pov:First person. Main character: you you little moron. Be grateful geez dude Main idea;skrrt.
I was very depressed and needed therapy. It was because for my ugliness and I was a furry. A rat furry. Very depressing. I then decided to take my dog for a walk and decided to skip therapy. Then a rat appeared and I heard what they said. They spoke to me. Like I'm probably most likely a sociopath. But that is okay! The rat had said, "One day you will meet someone very special." I stomped on the rat and kept walking. My dog sniffed the rats dead body. Disgusting. But anyways I passed by the therapy office and I then got chased by my therapist because I was 7 hours late. I had lost my dog and my therapist most likely has the stupid dog. My life was very terrible so far and I went to go to smokin joes and bought some meat that was banned and illegal. I didint know why, but I didint care. I was also living in a very crappy scary town and it sucks. I was homeless and I lived in a shack. I went to my shack and ate the meat . "Whoaaa dude IM SEEING THINGS." I said because I saw a vision of Dora kissing Parker from Parker plays. Then they smaked me on the head with a pan. Then I passed out.
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A very stupid love story
De TodoYou (the very ugly rat) goes on a adventure and lose your dog and then goes on a epic adventure all because of some forbidden meat banned from America. Then you face the most baddest rival that is a plant. To get your lover back. {Btw I stole this p...
