𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚. (Deidara x tobi) (tobidei)

What are we?

After school tobi took Deidara to his house Deidara was confused because he thought tobi was going to see how naruto's date was gonna go but he didn't question it because tobi seemed a bit serious.

They got to Tobi's house and sat on Tobi's sofa
"So why did you call me here..?" "Um so what are we...?" Deidara looked at tobi in confusion he couldn't read tobi at all most of the time he could read tobi like a book but he was so confused this time "what do you mean tobi?" "...well I mean are we still friends because...friends don't kiss...?" Deidara was still confused he didn't know what tobi was to him they have kissed and Deidara felt so comfortable with that Deidara didn't think tobi was going to make the first move though he thought he would have time to think of what tobi was "um..you are a good friend but I-" "o-oh I understand take your time dei I-" before tobi could speak Naruto texted him "where the hell are you she just got here!!!!" He texted tobi looked and looked at Deidara "um I'm sorry I waste your time but I have to go!" Tobi was going to leave until Deidara grabbed his hand "who said you wasted my time?" "..I don't know I just thought because I dragged you to my house to have some stupid talk that meant nothing?" "What!? It doesn't mean nothing it's important I just don't know yet!" "I know and that's alright but-" Naruto started texting more and more he was freaking out Hinata started holding his hand and he got nervous so tobi had to make this talk quick
"But it means nothing to me I have to go I'm so sorry..." Tobi left Deidara to overthink.

What does he mean it means nothing to him..?

It means something to me...

With tobi
Hm that was probably harsh I mean it means something to me I just had to go...eh I'll talk to him later I just have to get to Naruto he is texting me on a date he is so fucking stupid!

With Deidara
What do I do I'm pretty sure he's upset with me I mean I just said he was a good friend when he was going to talk about his feelings I completely turned him down didn't I! Jeez this is hard I need advice sasori! Deidara took his phone and started to call sasori "hello?" Sasori said "sasori!! Um, I need help!" "What do you mean why can't you just ask tobi he lives closer to you than I do?" "It's love advice!" "Yeah um Deidara I have never liked someone or even thought of love I think you called the wrong person bye!" "WAI-" sasori hung up what a loser hm who else can I call KONAN!!! She's the therapist of the group, of course, she could help!

Deidara started calling konan "hey Deidara what's up?" "I need love advice!" "OH MY GOD YES IVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS IT'S FOR TOBI CORRECT?" "Mhm..." "OK, WHERE ARE YOU!"
"At his house right now?" "Oh my god, could he hear me!?" " no, he left." "Ok, I'll be there in 10 seconds." "What!?" "Yeah, I live right next to him lol" "oh ok." Deidara hung up and as soon as he put his phone down he heard the door open "OK SO TELL ME EVERYTHING!"

They both sat down "ok so why do you need advice and why Is tobi not here but you are!?"
"He left because he had to go spy on Naruto and Hinata's date and when he left he was pretty upset..." "what!? Tobi gets frustrated!? That's new he's always so happy." "No, he tried his best to stay positive even tho I said he was a good friend after we kissed twice..." "WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU!?" "I know it was stupid and a lame move he asked what were we and said friends don't kiss and stuff like that and I want to be more than friends but I don't know how to tell him I'm confused..." "hm what made you think he was upset?" "Well when I said I see you as a great friend I was going to say something else but he just cut me off and said he understood and told me to take my time and that he had to go" "oh he was nervous..but it doesn't sound like he was so upset?" "He also said the talk was stupid and it meant nothing to him and he just wasted my time and he was sorry...I know I did something wrong!" "Yikes that sounds bad do basically you friend zoned him and he said it didn't matter and it means nothing to him and left apologizing Deidara you definitely hurt his feelings but this doesn't sound like him was he rushed or something?" "...yeah Naruto was spamming him to hurry up" "then that's what happened I don't think the talk meant nothing to him he just wanted to become more than friends and since he couldn't let his feelings out in time it didn't matter and you friend zoned so it doesn't matter what he says he thinks you only think of him as a friend you want to become more with him correct?" "I do." "Hm so you have to show that you don't think of him as a friend and you want to become more!" "How do I do that?" "Hm just tell him it depends you can kiss him again and tell him you think of him as a friend or you could just tell him straight up!" "Ok thanks konan I'll try my best!" They talked for an hour and then konan went home because it was getting late and tobi was on his way home because Naruto's date failed but they're going on a second date so I wouldn't call it a real fail

Tobi got home Deidara was still there waiting for him.
He walked in and saw Deidara "what are you still doing here aren't you going home?" He asked, "I wanted to talk to you!" "Oh about the talk before it's ok Deidara we don't have to date I understand that we-" Deidara pulled tobi in a kiss tobi broke the kiss quickly "what are you doing I thought I was just a friend!? Friends don't do this Deidara please if you're going to kiss me I don't want to be friends I want to be more but if you want to be friends we could just no kissing I can't handle it I'm s-" "I do want to be more than friends! I like you a lot!" "But you said..."
"I was confused I've always seen you as someone I loved more than a friend but I was too scared to say anything!" "Deidara if you're unsure of dating me just yet you could wait and take your time we can take it slow I'm fine with that we don't have to be together we can just start off small..!" Deidara started to blush tobi was completely chill "Thanks but are you mad at me...?" "Why would I be?" " well when you left yo-" "yeah about that I'm sorry dei I was just in a rush and that talk really did mean a lot to me I just wanted to hurry up and see Naruto fail his date!" "Oh it's alright but what do you mean fail his date?" "Yeah Naruto was a complete mess he was nervous and Hinata was so shy it was just going everywhere!" "Oh, that sucks." "Yeah, he was hot dog water!" Deidara started laughing tobi looked at Deidara and smiled "here you go starring at me again!" Deidara said giggling "oh shut up it's not my fault you're just too cute!" "What!? I am not cute!" "You are." "Whatever!" They both went into Tobi's room and started watching a movie.

"Hey Dei what movie are we going to watch after this?" "Oh, I think I'm gonna fall asleep!" "Oh then you should get ready to go home :(" "what no I'm staying here" "then where are you going to-"
"in your bed duh?" "Oh, Mk!"

Times passed they were both laying on the bed tobi on the right Deidara on the left tobi had his back facing Deidara Deidara noticed he was so far away it's like he was trying his hardest not to be closer you Deidara sat up and tobi looked at him "what are you doing dei?" "Why are you so far away?" "I don't know?" "Come here!" Tobi sat up and looked at Deidara Deidara moved tobi close they were both in the middle Tobi laid down and Deidara Deidara hugged him so he was in his arms as they fell asleep Deidara kissed tobi on the cheek and fell asleep tobi smiled and blushed and fell asleep...