"Has anyone seen Fundy?" Jack yawned, walking into the meeting hall. To his shock, Eret's messy hair was face first in the table. So was Connor's. Bad and Ant were asleep on each other. The brunette rolled his eyes, and whistled.
"M-Yes sir!" Bad and Ant shot up, Eret and Connor rising slowly.
"Where?"
Ant's face morphed into slight amusement, "Um we don't actually know sir it's a habit I guess."
Eret, the only one that looked semi functional jumped in, "Yeah he was wandering around last night. Probably not the only one, go check with the others."
Jack nodded, "Thanks Eret, the other three of you fuck off."
"LANGUAGE!" Jack heard as he walked away, and listened to Ant and Connor dissolving into giggles. He rolled his eyes as he passed Philza, who was attempting to get out the door without waking Tommy or Tubbo. Jack lifted the door slightly so the hinges wouldn't creak.
"Thanks, how are you?" Phil whispered.
"Fine, can't find my kids though." Jack sighed.
The left wing patted Jack's back jokingly, "There there, I can never find my kids. Tommy's absolutely wiped from yesterday I lucked out. You could hold a crossbow to my head and I couldn't tell you where my oldest is."
"Right here, hey dad you wouldn't happen to have a spare shirt?" Wil walked out of a building. Nikki trailed behind him, a small smile on her face.
Philza elbowed his friend hard in the gut, "Stop staring, at least he's mine."
"No Wilbur I don't, you should probably ask Sam or Eret they're your best bet." Philza answered, "I'll come with."
Jack stopped Nikki from following with a hand , "Something's off, where's your brother?"
"I don't know, after supper he went for a walk." Nikki said, pointing out the direction. Jack forced a smile and went that way.
I'm sorry but I'm getting that feeling like I'm in the Batman game where the Joker is John Doe anyone else getting that vibe?
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"God damn it my head..." Purpled moaned, sitting up from where he had collapsed on the floor. His arms felt heavier than they should as he pushed himself up.
"What the hell happened?" Sam groaned, getting up in a similar fashion to Purpled.
They brushed themselves off before Purpled's voice cut through their fuzzy thoughts, "Someone drugged us, have a look around I'll alert the others."
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What?
Sorry the connection is starting to get worse.
What do you mean?
Look at the pendant.
Purpled pulled it out of his hoodie, staring at the new crack down the middle.
Oh fuck me!
Purpled you really need to focus a lot has happened.
Like what?
Well for starters no one can find Ponk, Skeppy, Quackity, or Fundy.
What! You could have lead with that!
And then it occurred to the shadow, Ponk drugged him. It had to be him.
Chaos descended onto the city as they searched rapidly for their friends. Quackity appeared out of nowhere, noting bloodstains in the cave.
Purpled used different people's accounts of the night before to pinpoint the fact that it must be Fundy's or Skeppy's. There were horse tracks in the opposite direction.
His heart shattered at the last bit.
"Ponk left a note..." Sam grimaced, handing it to Purpled and quickly pulling his hand back and clenching it.
"What's it say?" Techno drawled, watching Purpled bite his lip hard enough to draw blood.
"He's going home, Ponk's gone back to the league."
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FAU continued
FanfictionIf you haven't seen my one shot book for the SMP go check that out, because the main plot takes place after "The Party" chapter, this is it continued. I DO NOT SHIP STREAMERS! I ONLY SHIP THE SMP CHARACTERS GET OFF MY BACK *jkhfqhwufhqu* Not my art...