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Draco
09:14

Me: Well i see Luna messaged you 🥲😃

Draco: yep...

Me: ...well

Draco: well what

Me: what do you think....

Draco: oh uhm i think we should just stay friends
Draco: i'm madly in love with Pansy
Draco: she will be the future mother to my children 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Me: oh lol okay

Draco: GIA IM KIDDING

Me: HOLY SHIT MAN STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

Draco: i thought it was obvious
Draco: some ravenclaw you are

Me: are you calling me dumb

Draco: yes

Me: okay cool

All House Gc
9:21

Me: where is Malfoy

Draco: WAIT I WAS KIDDING

Crabbe: he's in the great hall

Me: thanks Vince

Crabbe: no problem?

Blaise: oh no what did he do

Me: he called me dumb so i'm about to teach him a lesson

Draco: NO GIA IM SORRY WAIT PLS DONT

Blaise: im so confused?
Blaise: WHY IS MALFOY SPRINTING

Me: IM TECHING THID LITTLE BITCH A LESSON

Ginny: translation: "Im teaching this little bitch a lesson"

Draco: IN SP SOREY GIA PLS LEAVE ME ALONR

Theo: translation: "im so sorry gia please leave me alone"

Astoria: SOMEONE RECORD THIS PLEASE

Me: hi guys im back
Me: i need to take draco to the hospital wing so i'll talk to you later

Goyle: How did this girl fling him across the hall-

Ron: okay so i'm gonna stay on her good side

Harry: i-

Neville: i forgot about this chat🙃

Me: hi nev

Neville : Hi Giovanna 😊

Astoria: he literally looks so broken

Blaise: his arms are wobbly

Me: oopsie🤣
Me: note the use of a sarcastic emoji