wrong number

sorting things out

All House Gc
07:05

Me: Okay uhm i just have to say
Me and Draco aren't dating but we're friends
Sorry i didn't tell you guys
I gave Prince permission to beat the shit out of him if he fucks up again
Please can we all be friends again???

Draco: You gave Monroe permission
to beat me up?

Prince: i mean i don't need
permission but yeh

Theo: Will i be your maid of honour at your wedding?

Me: of course

Theo: then fine

Astoria: I'm mad you didn't tell me

Me: im sorry tori
Me: i'll buy you clothes?

Astoria: do you think you can just buy me over with clothes and shopping?
Astoria: because you're correct
Astoria: when are we going?

Me: ANAHJAJAUAH
Me: tomorrow?

Astoria: fine

Ginny: you didn't answer my questions Giovanna

Me: Gin i don't know
Me: i haven't fucked Malfoy

Draco: WAIT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION

Harry: AND WHY DID YOU ASK?

Ginny: That's a secret i'll never tell xoxo Ginny Weasley

Me: okay so we're all friends?

Theo: I guess so

Prince: wait does this mean i have to be friends with Malfoy?

Me: yes
Me: please prince

Prince: let me ask Alex
Prince: he said only if he's hot

Me: so yes then

Draco: so you think im hot huh 😏

Me: i wouldn't of dated you twice if i thought you were ugly

Blaise: HAHAHAHA

Birthday plans
07:24

*I created a groupchat called 'Birthday plans'*
*I added Theo, Blaise, Luna, Astoria, Prince, Crabbe and Goyle to birthday plans*

Me: okay Draco's birthday is in 3 days
Me: we can get gifts together tomorrow

Theo: don't you think he'll get suspicious if we all go out without him

Astoria: true someone needs to stay with him

Prince: Don't tell me i have to get him a gift to

Me: you do but that's not why
i added you

Prince: then why did you
Prince: wait hold on
Prince: no i'm not staying with malfoy

Me: pleeeeaaasseee prince
Me: Alex said you should be friends

Prince: don't bring my boyfriend
into this

Me: PLEEEAASEEEEE

Prince: fine

Blaise: how the fuck am i meant to get this boy a gift

Crabbe: Exactly he literally has everything

Me: what do you guys usually do for his birthday

Theo: we just give eachother small nods of acknowledgment

Me: what the fuck
Me: that's shit

Goyle: it does the job

Me: WAIT
Me: SO NONE OF YOU GUYS HAVE EVER GIVEN EACHOTHER GIFTS?

Theo: yep

Me: THEO WHEN WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY

Theo: like last week lol

Me: omfg i need to get you a gift too
Me: okay so what am i buying
Gift for Theo
Gift for Blaise
Gift for Crabbe
Gift for Goyle
Gift for Draco
Stuff Astoria wants

Theo: damn how are you gonna afford all this

Me: I'm just as rich as you if not richer so stfu

Blaise: damn

Me: you too Zab Zab

Blaise: what type of nickname is that

Me: a great one

Theo: so whens your birthday

Me: August 23rd 😔✌🏼
(THATS MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY ANNSSN)

Blaise: so youre a baby

Me: shut up
Me: wait hold on so everyone in this Gc is 18

Luna: yep :)

Me: that's kinda hot 😏😏😏

Astoria: ikr 😏😏😏

Me: tehe
Me: anyway what are you guys getting him

Theo: idk actually it's stressing
me out

Astoria: i'll get him more quills so
he can stop borrowing mine and
keeping them

Luna: I'll just say i helped Blaise get whatever gift he buys

Blaise: well idk what to get him
Blaise: More bleach for his hair?

Prince: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Astoria: Don't offend Giovanna's boyfriend here she's in this chat

Me: shush

Crabbe: I'll just get him sweets

Theo: what are you getting him G

Me: that's a secret

Blaise: but you made us tell you our ideas

Me: i mean your ideas weren't really that useful

Theo: fuck off