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what happened last night?

All House Gc
13:11

Me: i just woke up and i have a pounding headache
Me: what the fuck happened last night

Astoria: text me on private right now

Me: oh shit okay

Astoria
13:18

Me: okay what happened i'm scared

Astoria: Luna and Blaise fucked in a closet

Me: FINALLY MY BLUNA SHIPS ARE COMING TRUE

Astoria: Pansy showed up...

Me: oh fuck what happened next

Astoria: well Ginny tried to kick her out but Draco took Pansy to your bathroom and uhm and well

Me: what happened in my bathroom

Astoria: im pretty sure they had sex

Me: IN MY OWN BATHROOM EW

Astoria: yeh ikr disgusting

Me: exactly anyway continue

Astoria: and Pansy found out those nudes are yours....

Me: WHAT

Astoria : well we started playing truth or dare after you slept

Me: wait how do you remember all of this we were all wasted

Astoria: Blaise brought some potion that made us all sober but you passed out before we could give it to you

Me: oh anyway continue

Astoria: we started playing truth or dare
Astoria: i dared Blaise to kiss his crush so he kissed Luna then they went outside and disappeared for the rest of the night
Astoria: then a couple hours later she texted on the girls grouchat that they had sex in some random closet

Me: ayyyy

Astoria: then Theo asked Draco if he still liked you and he said yes and then they got into a massive argument
Astoria : then Theo told Draco to move on because he has a girlfriend now
Astoria: Then Pansy some how got in and Draco was still mad so he grabbed her hand and dragged her to the bathroom
Astoria: and well we heard them ... you know

Me: i haven't been in there yet and now i dont know if i ever want to

Astoria: and then Draco came out and he was smiling so Theo started shouting at him even more and he started talking about how he broke your heart and stuff

Me: tbh im surprised i didn't wake up because of this

Astoria: i'm not surprised you were soo tired
Astoria : anyway then Theo brought up the fact that Draco had your nudes on his phone whilst he was dating Pansy
Astoria: i don't even know how he knew that
Astoria: and then Pansy came out and heard everything
Astoria: then Pansy got mad and left and im pretty sure she went to tell everyone

Me: well that's just great

Draco
13:52

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*10+ missed messages*

Draco: i know when you see this you'll be so upset
Draco: i'm so sorry
Draco: yes i did have sex with Pansy in your bathroom
Draco: yes i do still like you
Draco: i was just confused and angry
Draco: i'm sorry
Draco: i just didn't want my father to hurt you if he found out we were together
Draco: please forgive me
Draco: and yes Pansy did find out that those nudes were yours
Draco: i'm so sorry
Draco: its all my fault
Draco: i'm sure she won't tell anyone
Draco: i'll make sure of it
Draco: give me another chance

Me: i cannot believe you

Draco: i'm so sorry
Draco: please forgive me

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