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Kiddy land!

(I found this meme lol but I actually am kinda proud of this one!)

Warning:fluff for your heart making it exploded into millions of pieces! 🥺💖

The group was walking at a quick pace trying to get through the rows of cars. We had to walk so far and I hated that. "One time me and my buddy Keith decided we would mess with the gators just to piss em off and they started putting Keith under the water now I didn't know anything was wrong until the third time he was dragged" Ellis was cut off by a bitter voice, "Ellis does it look like the best time right now!" Nick. Ugh how dare he what has he done to you Nick nothing he just wanted to share a story!

I usually never spoke out about it but this time I was done, "Nick why don't you shut the fuck up you wouldn't know a good story unless it hit you in the head and knocked you out falling into the bargain bin?!" I said reloading my pistol, "I'm the one who needs to shut the guck up sweetheart?" He asked angry sarcasm dripping into his tone. "Yea to be honest I wouldn't even expect a conman who shoots at anything to fix a problem would even live a day in the apocalypse kinda surprised to be honest!" I said walking down the ramp to get off the highway filled with cars along with jimmy Gibbs jr's car. "In fact I wouldn't be too sad if we left you behind right here right now." I said in the most intimidating voice I could muster up. "Okay miss biker chic who's in what's that again? Debt?" I hated when people brought up my past debt or just my past in general.

"Oh your one to talk Nick I'm sure your millions of dollars in debt due to the fact that you have no common sense at least my debt was for my family and not for myself and your dumbass ugly as fuck suit!" I said still standing at the back of the group but also standing right next to Ellis. I felt a hand on my shoulder telling me to forget it. I stopped almost as instantly as he told me to drop it even though I didn't want to. "Are you sure?" I asked concern laces into every tired crack of my voice.

He nodded his head I looked down at my shoes feeling as if they are moving themselves.  I continued down through the motel we finally got too. It was old but new at the same time the walls had wood boards on the outside but it was white. The insides of the motel looked the same.

Green wallpaper with whiteish green bed sheets. It was incrediably ugly, "Wow I want to stay the night here y'all!" I said sarcastically as if the infected weren't trying to kill us. We walked up the stair case and Through two rooms a window and around the corner. "Spitter!" I screamed shooting it in the face. It fell with a screech in a pool of its own green acid. "Woah you actually shot something!" Nick said referring to the time I accidentally shot coach when I was trying to shoot for a spitter. "Wow I guess have a new shooting target!" I said excitedly threatening him to back off. 

I saw a- a green overalls thing. "Overalls!" I said to them Nick said, "Ellis?" I shook my head when Ellis said, "these aren't overalls there coveralls man!" He said, "what's the difference Ellis?" I asked knowing he'd go a full on rant about them and the difference and annoy Nick to pieces. "Don't answer that or I will shoot you!" Nick said in his grumpy tone. 

I rolled my eyes we were now close to the safe room. "Safteyyyyyyyyy aha beat ya to it Nick!" Ellis said I shook my head, "Ellis talk to me again and I'll shoot you!" I thought of a snarky remark, "ya know Nick your ass must be jealous of your mouth cause you talk a lot of shit." I said smiling and then said, "don't you agree Ellis?" I asked him acting normal about it like what I just said didn't make Nick boil like a pot of noodles. "Ya know I think you might be right Y/n!" He winked at me finally playing along, "To bad his crappy suit is gonna get dirty In fact I think I saw that suit in the bargain bin." I said recalling back to a fake bargain bin. "Alright you threw stop!" Coach said pushing the safe door open into the world of safety it was increbiably small.