(First story please be gentle)
Y/N is a 15 year old high school student who lives a semi normal life until his life was unfortunately cut short on his walk home from school when he is offered a choice to go to the world of konosuba he accepts but ma...
Y/n: a new home you say now that is interesting and the only catch being an exorcism, if thats the case i call a small bedroom and a the basement or attic if there is one if there's no attic or basement I'm gonna need large room.
Kazuma: well y/n's on board I guess we should get going pack only a few things we don't know if we can clear it.
At the mansion
Y/n: huh a bit bigger than i expected, well ill see you guys inside i need to see if there's a basement or attic hell i might just sleep in them.
Y/n Kazuma darkness and megumin walk inside while aqua starts rambling
Y/n while checking out the basement: huh this is large as hell and its get enough space for me to make shit as well welp i call dibs
Y/n proceeds to star taking his rumor off and basically turning it into a statue (refer to the picture below to see what i mean by turning it into a statue. The image below was found here at this link https://fallout76.wiki.fextralife.com/Power+Armor )
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Y/n: nice alright lets get to work next also remind me to get a lock please i want to have at least bit of security for my stuff considering my sister s/n would take my stuff quiet a lot so better safe than sorry.
Kazuma: sure thing.
Everybody but aqua since she was still rambling, proceed to clean the house no at night fall aqua exorcises the house
Y/n while talking to dog meat in his room: Huh sorta cramped but not bad reminds me of my old home some what ah well. I thought I cleared this room guess i issued that well ill trash it tommorow.
Dogmeat begins growling
Y/n: with his eyes shut: dog meat please stop I'm tired.
Dogmeat now growling but louder
Y/n now sitting up: dogmeat please st-
Y/n sees the doll sitting at the end of his bed
Y/n proceeds to grab his weapons and haul ass with dogmeat to aquas room and begins pounding on the door
Y/n:AQUA HELP DOLL MOVING PLEASE LET ME IN.
Megumin slowly opening the door: you could just walked in.
Y/n: where is aqua if i may ask i came here to sleep on the floor since this bloody house has moving dolls
Megumin: she's exorcising the house darkness is off doing whatever in the house and kazuma i have no clue.
Y/n: well could i come in this god forsaken hallway is giving me the chills.
(the next part I'm cringing over typing this part and it makes me uncomfortable but ill try)
Megumin: actually do you think you could escort me to the rest room.
Y/n: fuck it sure why not dog meat in front of megumin you behind him ill be behind you.
Megumin: alright
Cut to the rest room y/n's sitting across the hall dogmeats next to the door
Megumin: hey y/n could you sing a song i know its a odd request but-
Y/n: alright i get it just let me think i have a few but i need a second.
(Note the song is published by KMP Music Ltd and written/composed by Jack Shaindlin and the song is called I'm tickled pink. Also i know i might not get hit with the copyright infringement thing but you can never be too careful you know plus this one is a personal favorite so why not?
Y/n while singing to the best of his ability:
I'm tickled pink
That things are rosy And skies are blue once again (Do-do-do-do do do)Let the bygones go bye-bye No more will I sigh or cry (Do do-do-de-do)I'm tickled pink The moon is yellow And I'm your fellow tonight (Do-do-do-do do do) Soon we'll greet that red-letter day When I will pop the question And you say OK Say then we'll be married in the month of May (Do do-do-de-do)I'm tickled pink That things are rosy And skies are blue once again (Do-do-do-do do do)Let the bygones go bye-bye No more will I sigh or cry (Do do-do-de-do)I'm tickled pink The moon is yellow And I'm your fellow tonight (Do-do-do-do do do) Soon we'll greet that red-letter day When I will pop the question And you say OK Say then we'll be married in the month of May
Megumin: uhh might i ask where you heard that?
Y/n: old world aka the place i lived before here.
Dog meat now growling
Y/n in English:AH SHIT SHOW TIME DOG MEAT LETS BLOW THEM TO THE DIVIDE.
y/n in common speech: MEGUMIN HATE TO RUSH YOU BUT THERE ARE DOLLS HURRY SO WE CAN LEAVE
Y/n proceeds to launch the entire capacity of he red glare only to reload and do it once again to then switch to his atomic pulverizer.
Megumin now running out of the room: come on lets go!
Y/n megumin and dogmeat proceed to run as if they were in the middle of caesars camp and shouted death to Caesar
Y/n: entering the room last and while locking the door: well that should hold them now pass me a pillow a blanket and one of each for dog meat cause I'm gonna sleep on the floor until morning where i can get my armor and not feel more or less nude.
The next day
Kazuma: yeah i just learned this was caused by aqua she put a barrier around the cemetery to try and exorcise all of the spirits at once which lead to them being here
Y/n: kazuma go tell the land lord ill stop what fires i can stop here and get every one packed up and ready to go just incase.
30 minutes later with everyone having there stuff in the front
Kazuma: hey guys we were aloud to stay i explained the situation and well i was told that he expected us to just keep the house so out of gratitude he let us stay.
Y/n: alright then I'm going to buy a lock for the basement one inside so i ca lock my self in and out only way to open the lock is a key.
Hey guys memelord11816 here I'm not gonna post Friday ar any other day this week due to Easter ill start doing holiday shit when i have all the min event concluded and continue how i think it would go any way lets talk romance I believe its gotten to a point where i can implement it now heads up I'm not against gay relationships but I don't know how i would type that out I'm a believer of love is love and such but I don't kno how i would do that so I'm gonna just say no gay relationship sorry any ways the options are please comment next to your choice if there are none I'll choose now I'm tired as fuck its 2:46 in the morning as of typing this portion out ill begin typing again Saturday if there's nothing there when i start again i will choose as mentioned before now it will be up the following friday and it should be a decent length hopefully
