Fallout x konosuba (discontinued rewrite in progress)

Chapter9 Kazuma gets fucking bonked then y/n and megumin go on a trip for a cat

Y/n: morning guys I'm gonna go into town for a bit you guys need any thing?

Aqua megumin and darkness: no but thanks anyways.

Kazuma: mind if i join you i need to go to a shop in town.

Y/n: alright and kazuma i could care less i need a lock and a couple of things.

Kazuma: alright well lets get going then so were not gone all day.

Y/n: alright just let me get my armor and side arm plus my power fist I'm not taking a multi missile launcher into a populated area same applies to the rifle.

Kazuma: alright ill meet you by the front door there's some places i want to check out on top of the place i need to go to.

5 minutes later y/n arrives with his good boy dogmeat in tow 

Y/n: sorry i wanted to bring dogmeat with also make sure you have the .32 never know when a solid projectile will be better than an energy one.

Kazuma: i always keep it on me considering the fact its been more useful than my sword at times.

Y/n: in three that weapon is weaker than the 10mm pistol i might be wrong but wow.

In a shopping area

Y/n: alright i have a few things to get but the way you were talking about this one place has peaked my interest so what does it sell?

Kazuma: don't tell the others but a couple of friends gave me this thing for a succubi place and-

Y/n: kazuma i can see where this is going and I don't need to know anymore than that but i just need to know this one thing do you just go there and then leave after relieving your self or do they visit you I'm taking a wild guess here because this bloody world is ass backwards to me some times.

Kazuma: they visit you from what I'm told.

Y/n: aight i did agree not to tell the others but don't make me regret it if i see the succubi I'm going to hit you in the head with my power fist so go do your thing ill meet you back at the house.

Y/n proceeds to buy a heavy duty lock that cant be opened with out the key which he owns the only two and some wood working supplies to make shelves 

Y/n after getting back: hey guys I'm gonna go work in the hole in the ground often called a basement knock if I'm needed or if it's an emergency unlock the door with the key ill be hanging next to the door.

Aqua: ok but where's kazuma?

Y/n: speech 100/20 oh he had a few more places than me to go to he should be back within the hour

Aqua: ah well darkness's family sent over some food as a house warming gift

Y/n: alright well I'm gonna go start preparing the basement for renovation after ill start cleaning up some old rooms we haven't cleared yet.

Y/n proceeds to put the stuff he bought in the basement and after a quick stop in his room to have a slightly civilized chat with the disembodied head of verdia he proceeds to clean out what sees to be an old cleaning supplies closet and finds a base ball bat and a medic power armor torso

Y/n picking up the bat: why do i get a sense that this is gonna be needed? AQUA COME HERE I HAVE SOME THING TO GIVE TO YOU.

Aqua: what i was in the middle of something.

Y/n: I found a piece of power armor that i think you would get the most use out of or it makes the most sense for you to use now lets teach you to use the armor now use mine for this bit.