Star Writing Scrolls

Star Wrtiting Scroll #2 Uzi & Kolo

Scroll #2: Uzi & Kolo-
The sun had a devious smirk the type of smirk you'd have when you have that ass in front of you as it stared down towards the beautiful and large PervKage Village. Cherry blossom petals swarmed across the land as Uzi Okamaru walked, carrying his signature sword on his back, appreciating the sight but then gave a sigh.
"Gawh lee I'm hella lost I knew I should've asked Wafflez for a map" he said as he scratched his head while continuing to walk. Yes the young PervKage was lost indeed in the land he helped found.
Uzi's mission was quite simple: deliver the indestructible condoms from CondomNation to the members of the Yami Clan. Since the village had quite the remodel and was more grander than before it did make sense why he was so lost and that its big like Moby sized big. As Uzi kept walking a group of villagers in front of him yelled in joy as he blinked and noticed them.
"Huh?" Uzi muttered to himself as the villagers responded with "It's Uzi Okarmaru!". Many of them sprinted towards the young man as he nodded with many asking
"Mr. Okamaru, can I have your autograph?" and "Can you sign my wanted poster of you?" and "Can you sign my ass cheeks?".
Uzi replied with "Uh, yeah sure homie" and "Okay no problem make sure to keep it" and finally
"Dude what? Yo cheeks-" when suddenly the group of villagers smelled an aroma. The mist was breezing past them as the villagers sniffed; they dropped what they were doing with Uzi and ran west where the smell was coming from. Uzi at first was confused but as he slowly turned his around toward the aroma and sniffed it himself he knew it could only be one man behind it all,
"Kolo" he muttered. The swarming villagers were surrounding a food stand where Kolo Dripou was cooking up some of his famous pizza rolls. Kolo gave off a smirk as towards Uzi as the villagers were shouting
"It's Kolo! Wow give us some pizza rolls' ' and "Chef Dripou can you sign my wanted poster" and "If I show you my ass can I get free food?". Kolo replied with
"Of course that's why I'm making them" and "Oh yes I'll sign my poster with a higher bounty than Uzi's" and finally "Some cheeks?? Oh say less I'll give you double the amount" as he giggled away Uzi began approaching the stand. Kolo quickly took notice as he commented
"Oh Uzi brotha I didn't notice you was nearby I thought you was just a dirty monkey down the street" as the villagers laughed. Uzi twitched a bit as he muttered
"Temeee...No Kolo brotha I was just on my way to the Yami Clan I guess I didn't notice your ooga booga ass being an ape"as the villagers all gave a 'oooo' sound. Kolo's mouth formed a small O as he chuckled and said
"Oh? Acting up now I see that's all you dirty monkeys do other than smell like Naomi's fishes"as the villagers repeated themselves with another 'oooo'.
Uzi had a small chuckle as he closed his eyes for an instant before opening them again then placing his hand on the hilt of his sword as he asked
"Kolo wanna see what this dirty monkey can do?". Kolo nodded as he said "ooga booga show me pube head" as he charged towards Uzi with his leg on fire as he stomped forward Uzi blocked it with his sword as the flames went upwards and dissolved into the sky.
"Wow it seems like they're doing a show, they get the others here they can't miss them!"as the group nodded in agreement more nearby people began popping up as one asked
"What's going on? Whose cheeks are out?"and another said "Oh can't miss someone shaking their milkers" and another exclaimed "I can't wait to see some asses smack other asses!". One person giggled and replied to them with "No perverted hoes, its two PervKages doing a show for us, look"as Kolo glanced towards them and grew a smirk
"Oh a show? Say less, let's give em a show" as Uzi nodded and replied with "Beating your ass in front of everyone sounds good to me". Uzi focused his mana and turned his greatsword on fire as the audience gave a 'oooo' with Kolo giving a quick snicker and saying
"Oh so cool you can turn your penis on fire cool still weak" as he sprinted towards him and throwing hands as Uzi continuously blocked with his sword making even more flames blaze up towards the sky making the audience stare in awe. Uzi gave Kolo a small shove as he then swung his sword forward making even more flames ablaze as Kolo jumped and flipped in the air as Kolo spinned back with more fire surrounding his body and charging towards
Uzi who once again blocked it with his blade. Shortly moments after Uzi and Kolo began continually attacking each other with Uzi swinging his sword and Kolo throwing hands and kicking as Uzi said
"Teme Kolo you ravioli ass ape!" and Kolo replying with
"Stank ass dick swinger I was making pizza rolls for the bitches!". With more flames blazing up in the air the audience became more amazed however suddenly Uzi and Kolo's attacks were creating something else.
"Look at the fireworks!" someone said as everyone began shouting in excitement as Uzi and Kolo continued without notice until they both attacked at the same time then stopped as large fireworks nearby popped off. Both blinked at each other as they slowly turned their heads and
"Nani?!"at the same time as they noticed everyone clapping and jumping.
"Goodness gracious what did we do" Uzi said as Kolo shrugged
"beats me but they seem to like it" as they nodded and one said "hell yeah that show was awesome" and another said "almost better than ass on ass" and another said "we should have a holiday with fireworks''
as Uzi and Kolo's eyes widened and stared at each other and nodded.
"Well homie what do ya say we make this a holiday?"as Kolo nodded deviously "Oh beat Uzi ass day? Say less"with Uzi angrily saying "WHAT FOOL? Oh nah bring that ass here!" as Kolo laughed Uzi began chasing him with his blade.
That is how "Fireworks and Asses" day was established in the village of Perviness with of course lots of food being sold and eaten like its ass.