JackDroid's Collection of Shorts 21!!

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Batteries not Included

Penny was in A Giant Funko Pop Toy Box just standing in there in the box inside of Ruby's room when She comes in all Sad!

Penny: "What's wrong Ruby?"

Ruby: "Aww Penny I don't even have A Battery for my Penny Toy..."

Penny: "Here! You can have mine!"

Penny then Takes her Batterries out of her Back and Slowly Dies!

Ruby: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-!!!"

Penny: "I'm Okay Ruby! I was just messing with you!"

Ruby: "Whew!"

Penny: "I still Need this though!"

Penny then Puts her Battery back in!

What You should Never Call Alvida!!

Rainbowdash was Jogging around the Neighborhood and had A Jogging partner in Alvida but she was leagues ahead of her and Alvida looks like she was gonna die!

Rainbowdash: "You can't even Catch up?"

Alvida: "Shut... Up... You should... know... I was always... Physically Challenged..."

Rainbowdash: "Oh Yeah You were all Fa-!"

Alvida: "Don't you dare use that Word! I was not that! I.... Simply had A Large Hitbox!"

Rainbowdash: "Yeah. Likely story."

Alvida: "It's True! I was Not Fat! I was Big Boned, Festively Plump, Had A Large hitbox! I was never Fat!"

Rainbowdash: *Muttering under Breath* "Wow.... You are such A Cartman..."

Alvida then got... Royally Pissed!

Alvida: "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!? I'M GONNA SMASH YOU!!!"

Alvida then Grabbed her famous Iron Mace and Began Chasing Rainbowdash around with it surprisingly keeping pace with her!

Rainbowdash: "Hey!! Now You're keeping up!!"

Alvida: "SHUT UP!!! NOBODY EVER CALLS ME THAT!!!"

She then continued to chase her around the Neighborhood!

Blake Loves Cat Toys!!

Blake was at the Pet Store and she sent to the Counter with some Cat Toys (A Ball on A String, A Feather on A Stick, A Ball, A Toy Mouse, and A Fish Chew Toy) wearing some shades to try and hide her Identity!

Blake: "I'll buy these Cat Toys..."

The Clerk then Bags her toys while happily chatting with her!

Clerk: "Thanks A Lot! That's A Lot of Cat Toys! Your cat must be really Happy!"

Blake: "Yeah... Ha... Ha..."

Later When No one Sees Her...

Blake was in her room playing with all of her new Cat Toys while no one can see her having the time of her Live!

To Be Continued...

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