Deep in The Pits of Hell A Man in A Cloak was summoned By An Old mystical Book as he took A Sigh of relief!
???: "Thank God It wasn't another one to those Yokel Villages. May Intelligence is too high to explain A Potato is A Tuber."
He then closed the book and walked into A Building where he is Approached by A Succubus by the building's recording studio and she was about to flirt with him but he punches her in the faces knocking her out cold before she can say A Word!
He walked inside an Office seeing no one was at the front desk and he realized they were having A Meeting so he walked up to the door, Grabbed A Chair, and did this...
???: "HEY IDIOTS!! I GOT A VERY IMPORTANT JOB FOR YOU!! GET TO THE DOOR!!"
Just then A Imp opened the door!
???2: "What is I- GAH!!"
He then gets the chair to the face!
???: "Are you Blitzo!?"
Blitzo: "I am Blitzo, yes and I would prefer it if you didn't slam chairs into my Face!"
Blitzo (Pronounced Blitz/ Proud Owner of I.M.P./ Adoptive Father/ May Or May not like Sucking Owl Dick)!!
Albedo: "No, Promises man. Look I am Albedo! Galvan Genious of Galvan Prime and I have A Job for you!"
Blitzo: "Well, If you don't hit me with any more fucking chairs then come inside!"
Albedo: "I'll try!"
Blitzo: "M&M! Loonie! We got ourselves I knew Client! His name is Albeadough!"
Albedo: "Albedo."
Blitzo: "Right! Albeaddoo!"
Albedo: "Nevermind."
Moxxie: "Seriously!? Did Your stupid Error filled billboard really get more customers!?"
Millie: "Clam down Mox! This isn't good for your Blood pressure!"
Moxxie: "I AM CALM!!"
Millie then starts petting Moxxie!
Millie: "Shh, shh, There, There..."
Moxie: *Whimpering noises*
Right to Left: Moxxie and Millie (Best couple in All of Hell/ A Wimp and A Yokel/ Too cute)!!
Loona was Just on her Phone not paying attention as she usually does!
Loona (Fan Favorite Hellhound/ Everyone's favorite Waifu/ Basically the Token angsty teen type)!!
Albedo: "Look I want you guys to Kill this Man for me. His Name is Jackson Shadowbelt and He... Well, He Looks like me but with Black hair, and blue eyes!"
Millie: "Oh, So You're brothers!"
Albedo: "We're not brothers."
Moxxie: "Then why do you look the same?"
Albedo: "Look I would get into the science level 10 genetic Manipulation Technology with you Yokel Yahoo's but I just don't have the time! Now, are you gonna take the offer or not?"
Blitzo: "I don't know... How much are Paying...?"
He then whispered into his ear!
Blitzo: "Uhuh... Uhuh... Uhuh... How Much is that... HOLY SHIT! WE'RE IN!"
Albedo: "Great. I'm glad we can do Business."
Blitzo: "So to get things straight you're not brothers with him?"
Albedo: "GRRRRR! NO!!"
To Be Continued...
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Aliens, Gods, And Girls! (OP! Omnitrix Wearing! OC X Massive Harem!) Book 5
FanfictionThis is the 5th Book in the Series! enjoy!