Percy: hey, you guys wanna order some pizza?
Peeta: can't we just get some bread?
Tris: PEETA! Don't eat the bread!
Tobias: how about we just settle for cake? Preferably dauntless
Clary: just get me coffee. black.
Simon: like her soul.
Percy: eww. can't it be blue cherry cake?
Jace: I.DON'T.CARE.JUST.GET.ME.SOMETHING.BROWN.
Percy: blue food is possible people!!! Gods!!!
Annabeth: are we getting pizza or what? Make sure there are olives!
Katniss: i'll just have some lamb stew.
Isabelle: ooooh i'll make something
Haymitch: i'll have a beer
Jace, clary, simon and alec: izzy, NOOO!
Percy: izzy, can you make something blue?
Annabeth: SEAWEED BRAIN! Knock that look off of your face.
Simon: yeah seaweed brain.
Magnus: if we're making something blue, we gotta add some GLITTER!
Jace: *slams knife in table* MUNDANES! We're getting something brown.
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY!
Katniss: psh, been there done that, herondale.
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