Me: *cuts hand* *tears up* HOLY OH MY THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHER
Me: *gets blood everywhere* sorry oh my
Me: *trips over own foot* GOD DANG IT
Me: *crashes into the bowl of hot coals*
*catches on fire*
Me: *takes Erudite bowl and pours it on self*
Me: *slips on own blood on the floor* *falls*
Me: OH MY GOD I JUST WANTED TO BE DAUNTLESS WOW
Dauntless leader: no
Me: PLEASE?
Dauntless leader: go home
Me: but I am from the dauntless faction
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