Fandom Jokes

Jace meets Harry

Harry: i am an orphan.
Jace: as am i.
Harry: i have a strange scar, it's a lightning bolt.
Jace: really? Mine's a star.
Harry: well my girlfriend is a ginger.
Jace: so is mine.
Harry: WELL i fought in a war!
Jace: big deal, so did i.
Harry: well through my journey to save the world, i've encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. TAKE THAT!
Jace: big whoop, i did too, they're called the mortal instruments. my series is based off of them.
Harry: ugh, my series has werewolves and creepy cloaked guys!
Jace: *polishes his nails* yep, got those too, and vampires.
Harry: i have two best friends, a guy and a girl *slowly losing stream*
Jace: ditto, mine are siblings.
Harry: i was connected to the villain in my series!
Jace: same, it was horrible being attached to my girlfriend's psychopath brother.
Harry: did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
Jace: yeah, man i miss Hodge.
Harry: have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
Jace: he prefers to be called a free willing bisexual warlock, but yeah, he's dating my parabatai.
Harry: i hate you.
Jace: yeah, i get that a lot *smirks*