Simon: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...
Jace: Dear god NO! Tell it to go away...
Simon: And he said to the man running the stand...
Jace: Don't talk to him, just run!...
Clary: It's only a song jace...
Simon: Hey... got any grapes?
Will: *rushes in* HIDE THE GRAPES, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, THEY WILL ATTACK!!!
Simon: *quietly* Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle...
Jem: I have to use that sometime.
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