You're doomed
I'll kill you myself
Choke to death on triscuits
50 dollar wine
Blah, blah, Bible. Jesus magic.
Like a gay republican
That was an old Scandinavian folk song
Look at these jugs!
Dos cervezas por favor (two beers please)
Where do books go when they die?
Sometimes puppet shows are sad
Jesus, I can't spell
Ghost-zombie Jesus!
Does this couch make me look dead?
The trader Joe's parking lot!
The electoral college why is Ohio so powerful?
scare a seagull off of a fry
Punching a baby
a tax attorney would've been better
Dress like a baby
Don't text me in the middle of the night saying 'u up.
That needy pervert was right
Knock kno-
NO not answering, I have peep hole I CAN SEE YOU.
Science makes no sense who needs evidence?
Buy more crystals!
And you have to buy a cat
Will you do me the honor of signing this prenuptial agreement?
NO! I'm vegan!
Get a job. Why is your hair purple? I should have left like your father.
My heart is defective
no one gets molested by a gothy teen
fifteen years full-time therapy
I brought you a pie? It's from the store!
We are not aluminum siding people!
lanced every sacred cow
I exploded!
But now I really love creepy old guys We all do!
Have you guys seen "Lolita"? This is just like that, but fine
'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
Give it up for my underage bride!
I can't process my anger because as a society we don't teach men to process their anger
Maybe I'll just try murder
Now we both have dead moms!
I think I'll miss you the most, scarecrow
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Out of Context Beetlejuice
FanfictionQuotes in order with no context that I like sending people randomly.
