Haikyuu Oneshots

BokuAka Genderbend

Where Bokuto and Akaashi suddenly wake up in female bodies. They will still be using he/him pronouns in this. 

Ps. I'm officially on holidays now and I'm so fucking done with life. There was also sudden Covid restrictions in my state, but I'm glad cos it means I have to wear a mask to work. #lessinsecuritiessinceworkistheonlytimeileavethehouseontheholidays

Akaashi was sleeping. Rather peacefully actually. It was finally summer break so he could sleep in as much as he wanted. That was what he wanted. But no. He was abruptly woken up by his phone repetitively ringing, he regretted not putting his phone on silent. 

His vision was still fuzzy from sleep and not having his glasses on. He wore contacts when he went to school, they were irritating, but since it was the holidays now, he could comfortably wear his glasses. However, he was basically blind as a bat right now. He felt around his bedside table for his phone, once he found it, he brought it close to his face, trying to read the name. Once his vision clear enough to read it, he rolled his eyes, of course, the only person who would call him at 6 am on a fucking Sunday.

"Hello Bokuto-san," he said groggily.
"AGGARRRSHII!" Bokuto screamed into the phone, Akaashi was fully awake now. 
"Bokuto-san, could you not yell? Why are you calling me?"
"Akaashi, somethings different! I woke up this morning and went to get changed for my morning run and I realised something!"
"What is it?"
"I look different Akaashi! I have boobies!" Bokuto exclaimed with a gasp.

'What the actual fuck?' Akaashi thought. He was sure Bokuto was high or something. 

"I'm sure you were just dreaming or something Bokuto-san."
"Not just that! My hair is longer, I do have boobies and my butt and thighs are even bigger!"

Although Akaashi didn't believe what Bokuto was saying, he couldn't deny that his mind wandered to what Bokuto would look like with the bigger butt and thighs like Bokuto describe.

"Bokuto-sa-"
"I'm not kidding Akaashi. I think I turned into a girl."
"And I think you're high, did Kuroo-san give you something?"
"What no. But, like....I went to the bathroom because I really had to pee and-.... Akaashi, my dick is gone," Bokuto whispered the last part and Akaashi's eyes widened.

"Bokuto-san, I'm coming over to your house, I have to see this for myself."
"Alright! See you soon Akaashi!"

Akaashi hung up and sighed. Was he still dreaming? Pushing his hair out of his face which felt strangely longer and thicker than the night before, out of his face before walking into his bathroom. He walked past the mirror before stopping, walking backwards and staring at his reflection, bewildered. 

His lips were fuller, his eyelashes longer, as well as his curly hair. His shoulders weren't as broad and his shirt was poking out more than usual in his chest hair. With wide eyes, Akaashi hesitantly looked down his shirt. He gasped when he saw a quote on quote Bokuto's words 'boobies'. 

"Okay but what the actual fuck is going on?" he muttered to himself. Not even bothering to get changed, he ran out of the house and over to Bokuto's who was down the street.

When Bokuto opened the door, he saw a distressed Akaashi who looked different than usual. Akaashi rushed inside, his arms crossed over in front of his chest. He looked at Bokuto, he wasn't kidding, he could see his huge mummy milkers through his shirt. 

"Akaashi! You look different too!" Bokuto pointed out.
"Y-yeah. I have no idea what's going on. Are we dreaming?" Akaashi ran a hand through his hair, but the sudden new length of it just sent him into more distress. 
"Did we shift to an alternate reality where everything is the opposite?" Bokuto asked.

Akaashi was actually considering the possibility despite its ridiculousness. 
"I don't know. None of our parents is home for us to even check with them. Maybe, call Kuroo-san or Kozume-san, if they're girls too then...I guess we're in an alternate reality," Akaashi told Bokuto who nodded and pulled out his phone.

"Hey Bro, this might sound a little strange but uh...are you a girl right now? Hmm..Oh...yeah I know it sounds stupid...no I didn't take any drugs! Forget I asked this!" Bokuto sighed and hung up.

"Uh no. He's not a girl, still a guy and thinks I'm sound weird."
"Now that you've said that, our voices do sound different now. Sorta like higher and softer. God, what the hell is going on, are we going to be like this forever?" Akaashi pondered.

Bokuto's expression fell and his eyes flickered to the ground, his mouth forming a slight pout, which stuck out even more than usual. Akaashi noticed this and wondered why Bokuto's mood suddenly changed. Sure this whole situation was rather bizarre but what was it that triggered the change? Akaashi reached out to him but Bokuto moved back and ran up the stairs, presumably to his room. The raven stared in that direction with wide eyes, did he do something wrong?

Or did Bokuto not like him anymore since he was in a girl's body? Well, that didn't make sense, Bokuto was bisexual, so surely, he still liked Akaashi. Right?

A/N: I believe in Bi Himbo Bokuto Supremecy

Akaashi sighed and followed after Bokuto, when he walked into his room, he saw that Bokuto was sitting under his desk, his knees pulled up to his chin, his arms wrapped around his legs. Akaashi knelt down so he could be eye level with Bokuto. Worry filled him when he saw that Bokuto was crying.

"Bokuto-san, what's wrong? Did I do something to upset you?" Bokuto shook his head no, but his sniffles became louder.
"N-no Akaashi...I just-" he sobbed louder and Akaashi reached out and this time, thankfully, Bokuto didn't pull away and cupped the side of his face.
"Tell me what's wrong, please, I hate seeing you like this," Akaashi begged.

Bokuto sniffled once more before answering, his voice trembling, "Akaashi...you don't like me anymore do you?"
"Bokuto-san! Why would you ever think that? My feelings haven't changed for you."
"B-but, I thought you only liked guys...and then you said we might be stuck like this forever...I have a girl's body now...so that means you're not attracted to me anymore!" Bokuto cried.

Akaashi understood where Bokuto was coming from, it's true, he is gay. But, just because they looked like girls now, didn't mean he loved Bokuto any less. 

"Bokuto-san, I love you. And that is not going to change just because you look a little different now. I promise you that."
"Pinky promise?" Bokuto asked, sticking his pinky finger out. Akaashi laughed and wiped Bokuto's tears before wrapping his pinky around Bokuto's.
"I pinky promise."