2:41 AM
You:
Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of alien space battles?
Princess:
Mystery Admirer, it's almost three in the morning. Why are you asking me this?
You:
That's not an answer. You're smart. Tell me if you think my theory is correct.
Princess:
Of course, your theory isn't correct. There is a scientific reason for thunderstorms and no evidence of alien space battles
You:
Aight. How do stick figures have sex?
Princess:
They don't. Stick figures are drawn characters, so they don't have intercourse.
You
I N T E R C O U R S E
Princess:
What?
You:
Don't worry about it.
Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?
Princess:
What? That makes no sense. They would know if you're adopted.
You:
So, I shouldn't tell them? K thanks.
Princess:
I'm so confused.
You:
What's there to be confused about? These are all really straight forward questions.
Princess:
No, they're not.
You:
I don't see how it's hard to understand. These questions are legit.
Princess.
Fine. Is ketchup a smoothie?
You:
Of course, it is. What kind of dumbass wouldn't know that?
Princess:
A complete weirdo is in love with me.
You:
Come on, don't judge my random late-night thoughts.
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Princess:
Stop that.
You:
What, you don't like text faces?
Princess:
No, they're weird
You:
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Princess:
Quit it.
You:
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Princess:
Don't make me block you.
You:
T￣T ノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ノ﴿
Seen
You:
Oh, come on. Don't be like that.
Seen
You:
I know you're seeing these.
Seen
You:
Fine, be like that. I'll talk to you later.
Seen
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Alluring | Shinso x Todoroki
FanfictionYou may recognize the title and the story. This story is a continuation to the story that @FuyumilsWaifu created. I do have permission to use their chapters to continue with the story. After Mineta is expelled from UA, Shinsou takes his place in c...
