Phil created a chat.
Thomas: Why did you make a chat with just the two of us?
Phil: I have an idea. You know how my parents help set up chess tournaments?
Thomas: I am aware of that.
Phil: Because they were helping, they got a free place at the tournament. The grand prize is one-hundred dollars!
Thomas: Great! Why am I here?
Phil: Because I don't play chess.
Thomas: And you just assumed I play chess?
Phil: Well, yeah. You seem kind of like someone who would be good at chess?
Thomas: I never even told you if I played chess!
Phil: But you seem like the kind of person who would be a pro chess player!
Thomas: What is that supposed to mean? You think just because I like computers I am good at math that I am a pro chess player?!?
Phil: No... I mean...
Thomas: What if I don't play chess? Then I could get offended by people just assuming I do!
Phil: But do you play chess?
Thomas: That is not the point! The point is that you can't just assume I do play chess!
Phil: Thomas, just tell me! Do you play chess?
Thomas: That is not the point!
Phil: THOMAS THIS IS A YES OR NO QUESTION! DO YOU PLAY CHESS?!?
Thomas: Yes.
Phil: And are you good?
Thomas: I have won every game I have played for the past two years.
Phil: And do you want to win one-hundred dollars?
Thomas: Yes...
Phil: SO WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME?!?
Thomas: BECAUSE I DISLIKE YOUR STERIOTYPE!!!
Phil: WOULD YOU STILL DISLIKE THE STERIOTYPE IF IT WINS YOU ONE-HUNDERED BUCKS?
Thomas: ...
Thomas: What time is the tournament?
YOU ARE READING
Virtual School
HumorIn a collection of short funny stories, Thomas will attempt to make his way through virtual school. With his knowledge of computer science, he will attempt to make virtual school a bit more exciting then everyone expects.
