First, let me just say, WE FINALLY HIT ONE-HUNDERED READS! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this special chapter.
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Phil: I found a twenty dollar bill on the street!
Thomas: Free money!
Phil: I know! I sold it for ten bucks!
Thomas: ...
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Phil: Are you okay?
Thomas: No.
Phil: Are you going to tell me why?
Thomas: No.
Phil: Can you say more then one word?!?
Thomas: Yes.
Phil: THEN SAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!
Thomas: ...
Thomas: No.
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Phil: What is your biggest flaw?
Thomas: I am not trustworthy.
Phil: Okay.
Thomas: But if that was true, I wouldn't have told you that. Meaning my biggest flaw isn't not being trustworthy.
Phil: ...
Phil: So... what is your biggest flaw then?
Thomas: I play mind games on people to mess with them.
Phil: Oh... so this was all a mind game!
Thomas: But if this was all a mind game then I lied to you, making my biggest flaw not being trustworthy!
Phil: NO! YOUR BIGGEST FLAW IS YOUR ABILITY TO ANSWER SIMPLE QUESTIONS!!!
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Phil: I can break your mind with my un-answerable questions!
Thomas: Really? Try.
Phil: Is 1 + 1 window or 2?
Thomas: 2
Phil: What the heck?!?
Thomas: Why do noses run and feet smell?
Phil: OH MY GOD!
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Thomas: A teacher asked me why I looked depressed today...
Phil: What did you say?
Thomas: I said that it was because I was concerned that hacking will become obsolete because of quantum cryptography in upcoming years.
Thomas: They just walked away...
Phil: You need a hobby...
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Virtual School
HumorIn a collection of short funny stories, Thomas will attempt to make his way through virtual school. With his knowledge of computer science, he will attempt to make virtual school a bit more exciting then everyone expects.
