Holly created a chat.
Holly: Does Thomas seem to be acting odd to any of you?
Phil: Yes! He has! Yesterday he ordered a BLT and asked them to remove the bacon!
Holly: Phil... I think Thomas is a vegetarian.
Phil: THEN ORDER A SANDWICH THAT DOESN'T ONLY TASTE GOOD BECAUSE IT HAS MEAT!!!
Juliet: Thomas is stressed because he needs to give a presentation.
Thomas: Maybe cows would be a good subject! I could give a presentation on cows!
Juliet: Do a presentation on something you like!
Thomas: So... cryptography?
Juliet: Sure!
Phil: You need a good opening line too.
Holly: But the most important thing is letting the audience know why they should listen to you, why you are the expert and not them. Tell them why it is dangerous not to listen to you.
Thomas: I think I got my presentation!
--One hour later--
Principal created a chat.
Principal: Do you have your presentation.
Thomas: Yep!
Principal: You may start now.
Thomas: Okay. So... post quantum cryptography, am I right?
Principal: What?
Thomas: Okay, so let me cut to the chase, you should listen to me because I have hacked into this school's computer system multiple times.
Principal: WHAT?!?
Thomas: Is that all you can say?
Principal: I CAN SAY THIS TOO! I AM CALLING IN THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY!!!
Thomas: Do you think this violates my probation?
Principal added NSA.
NSA: NOT THIS KID AGAIN!!!
Principal: YOU KNOW THOMAS?!?
NSA: He is kind of famous at the HQ...
NSA: BUT NOW I HAVE GOT HIM!!!
NSA: WAIT?!? WHAT IS GOING ON?!?
NSA was disconnected.
Principal: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?
Thomas: Lets just have a little... conversation.
--The next day--
Phil created a chat.
Phil: Has anyone seen the principal?
Thomas: We don't talk about the principal around these parts...
Phil: Okay... weirdo.
YOU ARE READING
Virtual School
HumorIn a collection of short funny stories, Thomas will attempt to make his way through virtual school. With his knowledge of computer science, he will attempt to make virtual school a bit more exciting then everyone expects.
