"best friends!"

"I'm glad you guys had fun!" YOI

- yuri, victor, and _____ are unpacking for the ice skaters' new home... but with an april fool's twist. 964 words.

warnings: alcohol mention, one swear, google translate for some russian 😅

headcanons/au's mentioned: trans!victor
reader info: victor's younger brother/yuri's younger brother-in-law, implications of being the legal age to drink, he/him pronouns

"I'm glad you guys had fun!"

A brunette carries another box inside a nearly empty house with white walls and more brown moving boxes. A sliver haired man stepped into the room, a pin with the Transgender flag colors detailed into it pinned on his jean jacket. A smile paints over his features as his eyes meet the two other figures in the room.

The brunette with a slender form setting a second box ontop another, stretching backwards with a groan. Next to him, a (h/c) haired boy hooking up a mini speaker to the brunette's phone, starting to play a soft pop song from the other's playlist. He set the speaker on the marble countertop before turning to the silver haired man.

"Oh hey, Victor," He smiled, brushing back his hair. "Did you finish with the clothes?"

"Mhmm! And my binder box!" He stepped over to the brunette, giving him a kind kiss on the cheek. The younger jokingly gagged, earning a gasp from Victor, throwing his (f/c) hoodie onto one of the boxes with "Yuri's Posters ☆" written on it in silver sharpie. "However, I guess that would count as clothes. Right, Yuri?"

"It counts, don't worry." Yuri patted his chest. He looks around for a second, a curious look crossing his features. "Hey Victor, can you get my keys from the soon-to-be guest room?" He nodded, stepping out for a moment. Yuri quickly slid over to where _____, Victor's brother, was standing. Their eyes meet each other as they talk in a hush.

"You got the eggs?"

"No doubt. You remember the plan, right?" The two share a villainous smile, showing the item they needed to obtain for a little joke they wanted to pull against Victor. Cascarones, or confetti eggs, in the face. Sure, confetti would get everywhere (like Yuri first worried about) but _____ pointed out that it would be better than glitter, so they relaxed and went with it. How would they get to him out of surprise when he had lightning fast reflexes? Easy! That's what Yuri is for! The plan is that he-

"Yuri!~ I found your keys!~" Victor strolled down the tile hallway. The two hid their pranking materials and looked at him, their eyes filled with excitement and slight anxiety. The older figure skater tilted his head towards them, flashing his signature innocent looking smile. "Are you two bonding? Oh, my favorite humans in the world are getting along!"

"Yeah... why don't you go out to my apartment and get the plants, hm? My car has more space."

"Oh? But, I thought we could go through the boxes and-"

"We'll bond while you're gone~" _____ persuaded in a sing-song voice. He smiled and kissed their cheeks before skipping out the door. The two started to laugh before rehearsing the prank.

TIME SKIP BY AN HOUR

Yuri was stood on a chair in his and Victor's new room, hanging up a picture of the wedding next to their closet. He slides his hand down the sliver frame, admiring his husband's darling smile. Then, to the younger Nikiforov, waving a bottle of beer around in the corner with a huge smile. Aftet going through the plan, they decided to unpack some things before Victor returned. The two went over some pictures and memories, genuinely helping them bond more than they did after Russia's nationals. He sighed, amused, before the same best man ran past the room, holding his phone in his hand.

"He's on his way back! Let's go, bro!" Yuri felt a shock of happiness run through him at the younger before hopping off the chair and dashing off to the grab the dorr. The doorbell rang immediately before the brunette opened the door. Victor might as well had little flowers sprouting around his head with how happy he looked, a few succulents and house plants by his feet.

"Yuri! I got the-" He was cut off by multiple kisses, peppering his face. The older Nikiforov happily accepted the affection, letting his husband lead him inside in house. Little did he know, his little brother was hidden behind the kitchen counter, trying to not laugh his ass off, holding three blue cascarones.

Yuri pulled away, holding the love of his life's face in his hands. "I have a surprise for you~"

"So kind, Yuri! What is it?"

"Turn around." As he turned, his eyes met his brother's own (e/c) eyes, both filled with excitement. _____ lauched the egg towards him, but lightning fast reflexes kicked in just in time for him to duck down, the confetti getting inside Yuri's hair and shirt instead.

"Whoops.. still, surprise big brother!" He shouted, setting a carton of cascarones beside the turned off speaker, Victor not even trying to stifle his laughs. Yuri shook his head like a wet dogs, taking one of the confetti eggs and cracking it over his partner-in-crime's hair with a sincere yet sinister smile. "WHA- HEY!"

Soon, a mini battle started between them all. Laughter filled the house, as well did rainbow bits of egg, paper, and confetti all around the floors. Two of the eggs hit Victor's back as he launched one at Yuri; Out of love, of course. Eventually, after ____ cracked the last one in the house over the older Nikiforov-Katsuki's thigh, they shared a final laugh, the sliver haired grasped his sibling and husband in his confetti covered arms.

"That was so much fun! Thank you, my loves!" Yuri looked over the floor.

"I'm glad you guys had fun! But, how are we going to clean this up?"

"We?" ____ stepped towards the door. "Think you mean you two. I have... uhh, mid-terms to study for."

"Mid-terms? Aren't those from early September to-"

"Proshchay!" [Goodbye!]

"Proshchay, bratishka!" [Goodbye, little brother!]

And he was already out the door.

- happy april fool's, readers <3 <3 i wrote this one within 24 hours because i forgot what day it was so, the next fic is going to take a minute to be out. but it exists!