Kanye: bitch. Where were you when they took me off the ballot? huh?
Michelle: at home hoe
Jason Derulo: JASON DERULO
Kanye: stfu fuck boy.
Jason Derulo: *sad jason derulo*
Biden: it's ok Jason, at least your still hot
Jason Derulo: *happy jason derulo*
Biden: :)
Michelle: hoe ass
Jason Derulo: >:[
Michelle: he is a hoe though
Lil Nas X: Take my horse
Biden: don't we got the horses in the back?
Lil Nas X: im gonna take my horse to the old town road
Michelle: dont forget Billy Rey Cyrus
Lil Nas X: Billy staying in the back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Lil Nas what the fuck
Lil Nas X: YOU STAYING IN THE BACK >:[
Billy Ray Cyrus: HELL NAH IM COMING WITH YOU>:(
Lil Nas X: NAH
Billy Ray Cyrus: WHY? I JUST WANNA HANG WITH YOU
Satan: STAY AWAY FROM MY BOY
Billy Ray Cyrus: SATAN?! I THOUGHT YOU DIED, I WAS GONA VISIT YOU SOON
Satan: NAHHH
Billy Ray Cyrus: I WATCHED LIL NAS KILL YOU DID YOU HIT RE-SPAWN?!
Satan: yes I did.
Lil Nas X: hey shawty satan
Satan: nah
Biden: spicy
Satan: NAHHH
Biden: yuhh
Satan: *walks out*
{END CHAPTER 2 }
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Michelle tries to divorce Obama
RandomSomething me and a friend did on discord so I decided to make it a book
