Michelle tries to divorce Obama

Chapter 1

A/N thanks to Its_Kokichi for helping me make this

Michelle: cancel Obamacare

Obama: *appears*

Michelle: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

Obama: Obama care :)

Michelle: IM TRYING TO DIVORCE YOU BARACK

Obama: HELLO MICHELLE

Michelle: BARACK?!

Obama: YES MICHELLE IT IS I. BARACK

Michelle: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE WITH BIDEN

Obama: I LEFT HIM

Michelle: WHY? YOU CLEARLY LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME.

Obama: WHAT?!

Michelle: YOUR LITTLE SIDE PIECE TOLD ME HIMSELF

Obama: THAT LITTLE BITCH

Michelle: HAVE YOU COME TO TRY TO WIN ME BACK?!

Obama: YESH SHAWTY BAE 😩😩

Michelle: YOUR A SON OF A BITCH. IM WITH SOMEONE NEW NOW

Obama WHO

Michelle: HILLARY

Obama: SHAWTY BAE PLEASE COME BACK

Michelle: NO BARACK, IM WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T RUN OFF AND WHO LOVES ME

Obama: SHAWTY BAE WHAT CAN I DO TO GET YOU BACK

Michelle: BE HILLARY.

Obama: SHAWTY BAE I CANT BE HILLARY BUT I CAN DO THIS *does fuck boy face*

Michelle: NO BARACK IM DONE. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL SEE YOU GO BACK TO BIDEN OR WITH THAT FUCKING RUSSIAN PUTIN.

Obama: SHAWTY BAE PLEASE

Michelle: GOODBYE *she walks away and gets into a limo*

Obama: *he falls to his knees and cries like a little bitch boy*

Hillary: Hey Shawty Michelle

Michelle: Hey honey Hillary

Lil Nas X: *slides down a pole*

Michelle: tf was that-

Hillary: idk

Lil Nas X: *gives satan a lapdance*

Biden: damn

Obama: that's hot

Biden: hey Barack

Obama: hi.

Biden: something wrong bb?

Lil Nas X: seE ME IN THE MORnin

Biden: you good lil nas?

Lil Nas X: I caught it bad just today
You hit with me with a call to your place
Ain't been out in a while anyway
Was hoping I could catch you throwin' smiles at my face
Romantic talking? You don't even have to try
You're cute enough to fuck with me tonight
Lookin' at the table, all I see is weed and white
Baby, you livin' the life, but nigga, you ain't living right
Cocaine and drinking wit' your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can
Call me when you want
Call me when you need
Call me in the morning
I'll be on the way
Call me when you want
Call me when you need
Call me out by my your name
I'll be on the way, like
Mm, mm, mm
Mm, mm, mm
Ayy, ayy
I wanna sell what you're buying
I wanna feel on your ass in Hawaii
I want that jet lag from fuckin' and flyin'
Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin'
Oh-oh, why me?
A sign of the times every time that I speak
A dime and a nine, it was mine every week
What a time, an incline, God was shining on me
Now I can't leave
And now I'm actin' hella elite
Never want the niggas that's in my league
I want to fuck the ones I envy, I envy
Cocaine and drinking wit' your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can
Call me when you want
Call me when you need
Call me in the morning
I'll be on the way
Call me when you want
Call me when you need
Call me out by your name
I'll be on the way, (oh) like
Call me by your name
Tell me you love me in private
Call me by your name
I do not care if you lying

Michelle: nice.

Lil Nas X: CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

Michelle: I'm good

Lil Nas X: *kills satan*

Biden: but didn't you just-

Lil Nas X: yes.

Michelle: shush

Obama: shuddup white boy

Biden: but bb :((

Obama: no white boy

Biden: why don't you love me anymore Barack?

Obama: :(

Michelle: DAMN AT LEAST LOVE HIM ASSHOLE

Lil Nas X: *goes to go play minecraft*

Fundy's Milf Mom: hahaha

{END CHAPTER 1}