Michelle tries to divorce Obama

Chapter 3

Biden: I need someone new. Obama dumped me

Michelle: sound's like a you problem

Biden: >:O

Jason Derulo: :D

Biden: 👀

Michelle: Joe.

Biden: I wanna-

Michelle: JOE.

Michelle: BUT WHY NOT DADDY DERULO?!

Jason Derulo: 😅

Obama: Where is my new shawty 😔

Michelle: You know why dumbass. oh god.

Quackity: *does the fuck boy face*

Obama: Oh hey shawty

Biden: oh hey Barack

Obama: fuck off Joe

Biden: ... JASON BE MY DADDY

Quackity: *wheezes*

Michelle: men suck

Jason Derulo: :(

Hillary: hey Shawty Michelle

Michelle: hey mammi

Quackity: Obama I have to tell you something...

Obama: WHAT is it shawty bae

Biden: 👀

Quackity: ur uglee and I'm cheating on you with someone hotter

Obama: WHAT. WHY

Pitbull: Mr Worldwide *bites lip*

Quackity: Hey sexy 😘

Biden: OH MY GOD

Michelle: shit Barack can't keep a man for shit

Obama *breaks out into tears again*

Michelle: ha haha hahahaha

{End Chapter 3}