I woke up the next day to my phone ringing:
Now I lay down to sleep (Now I lay down to sleep)
I pray the Lord, my soul to keep (yeah)
Like a locksmith, I got the keys (yeah)
Pull up make opp niggas bleed (aye)
I got water like overseas, yeah (aye)
Bitch, I ball like NBA, yeah (aye)
Bitch, I ball like MVP, yeah (aye)
I got money, they envy meI'm with the gang
I'm with the mob, what was you thinking
Remember them days
And that shit was hard, a nigga been thinking
I put a four in a 20 ounce, a nigga been drinking
If you with the squad
I give you my heart, lil nigga, I mean it
I was fighting some demons
In the field, bitch, I'm deep in
I was raised in the deep end
I know niggas be sinking
Take your bitch and go deep in
But I gave her back, why you tweaking
Come around with that rah-rah
We leave you dead on-(sorry I love that song, you guys can change it if yall want)
I picked it up with out looking at the caller ID
you: what?
mina: that's no way to greet a friend bitch
you: sorry girl, I'm just tired
mina: bitch it's 1:00 AND I'VE CALLED YOU 5 OTHER TIMES AND YOU DIDN'T PICK UP
you:girl be quiet your on speaker
mina: NAH BITCH TELL ME WHATS GOT YOU SO TIRED, SO I CAN-kat woke up from mina's yelling
kat: why the hell is someone yellin?!
mina:...
you:...
kat: what? so now you wanna be quiet, nah keep talking, I was in the middle of a good dream damn
mina: oooooooooooooh~
you: mina shut up
kat: imma make some breakfast
mina: nigga it's lunch time the fuck?
kat: I would give her some meat, but ion think she's recovered from last night
you: BOY IF YOU DON'T-
mina: YOU ANIT GOTTA DO HER LIKE THAT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-then kat simply walked out
mina: soooo...
you: what?
mina: you guys...
you: bitch- anyways because I'm up now you guys want to have a movie night with us?
mina: depends on who's going
you: you, sero, denki, kiri, dom, izu, todo, jiro, and momo
mina: bet I'll tell the other and we'll pull up around 5- ish
you: alright see you then bea love ya
mina: love ya morethen I hung up and tried to walk down the stairs normally to katsuki
~time skip cause im lazy asf~
"HEY GIRLLLLLLLS!" I said as the girls came in, "HEY BITCH!!!" mina called back
"hi y/n good ta see you" and soon every one was here"ya'll I know I said that we would be watching a movie, but I low key wanna make a tik tok-" I said everyone said it was fine, and so I set up a live on my account
"HEY GUYSSSS" I greeted as my followers started joining (and yes you are tik tok famous in this, go off queen)
"HEY BITCHES!!" mina greeted because of course she was in a lot of your videos so every one knew her.
(if it's bold then it's the followers)
pinkbitches_rul: are ya'll gonna play some music???
"oh yeah I made a play list for us girls!" jiro waved her phone in the air
"yasss girl it's bout to be a block party!!!" izu and mina cheered, every one else kinda chuckled, well of course except for kat"let me hook it up to the speakers" jiro gave me her phone
Iwannabeaherwo: please let there be some megan in there
zapzapbiutch: bro forget that if ya'll feeling tough put cupcakke in there
"who's cupcakke?" todo asked
"look it up" all the girls said at once"nooo don't do that dude" dom warned
"yeah no trust him" sero chuckled, "you'll be happy you did"
"now I'm curious" kat pulled out his phone, I snatched it then yeeted the bitch at the wall
"WHAT THE HELL Y/N?!"
"thank me later-""uhh y/n your walking with a limp" denki said, mina laughed and kat smirked then pulled me down in his lap
"why the fuck do you think she is dunce face?"
"HEY WHOA PG-13 I'M STILL MAKING A LIVE IMMA GET BANNED" I hid my face in his neck
Iwannabeaherwo: OOP SHE GOT CALLED OUT
zapzapbiutch: YA'LL OUR QUEEN GOTTA KING
pinkbitches_rul: DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
whydafuckyou_wannaknow?!: I just sit back and obsessive
Imma_hallustainatoin: ... wow just.... ok-
peg_levi_2021_: YA'LL I DON'T GET IT-everyone laughed at me, "fuck all of you" I growled
"hey bakubro catch!" kiri threw his phone to kat and he caught it no problem, "so so that's cup cak-" I grabbed the phone and threw it at kiri and it hit him in the face
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-" sero started laughing
"BULLS EYE MOTHER FUCKER!" dom yelled
"THAT'S SAD YA'LL DON'T LAUGH-PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-" izu tried to stop from laughing~small lil time skip~
all the boys were in the kitchen doing whatever, and we had ended the live, I got the girls together
"ya'll we have to do like a lyrics prank or sum" I looked around at all of them"ok but like what song?" jiro looked at mina
"what about... uhhhh"
"act up?" I suggested they shrugged meaning no
"w.a.p.?" mina asked
"no to.... 'ugh' for my taste" momo admitted
"what about something by ppcocaine?" jiro asked every one nodded
"but what song?"
"ok choose between, 3 muskateeres, pj, and hugh hefner, and we'll go groups of two, you and jiro can do yours up stairs" I pointed to momo and jiro, "and me and mina will do ours down here and well have dom and sero get it on video" I said they all nodded and went to go get dom denki and todo and went upstairs and then kat and kiri came back into the living roomsero gave an'I know what's up' look and pulled out his phone and of course us, being the butches we are, choose pj (like was that really a question)
let the chaos begin
mina: Hey bitches
you:Get up
mina: (get the fuck up)
you:Trap bunny bubbles!!!the dudes looked at us like we were crazy and sero was trying not to laugh
mina: Homie on my left and we go real crazy
you: (yes sir)
you: No, you not it, bitch, you can't faze me
mina: (you're crazy)
mina: Crazy lil' bitch, no, you can't tame me
you: Not no blood but my bars go brazy
mina: (brazy, brazy)we were dancing and everything, just hyping each other up, kat gave kir a 'what da fuck' look and kiri just shrugged
you: Bitch on my dick, calling me, "Baby"
mina: (uh)
mina: Bitch, I'm the sauce and you like gravy
you: Not throwin' shade, I'm not shady
mina: (the shade)
mina: But let's get it poppin' with all my ladieskiri went to say sumething, but this was our favorite part so we cut him off
you: Hold on
mina: Bitch, did you hear what the fuck I said?
you: (The fuck?)
mina: Shake some ass!!!!I started throwing it back on mina and it looked like kiri was just in stright up shoock and it looked like kat blew a fuse, sero was shaking trying to hold back his laughter
you: Spittin' bars, drinkin' Henny, somethin' light
mina:(somethin' light)
mina: Put it on me, do it slow and do it right
you: (do it right, ho)
you: Gettin' ratchet with my hoes every night
mina: (every night)
mina: And if the bitch is bad, I might put her on a flight
you: (on a flight)~ok I suddenly got lazy so another time skip!!!!~
after that everyone went home, or more like kat kicked them out and I have a feeling that I may have made him mad... Oh well-
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