"Ok class today we will be going over CPR, it could save somebody's life so PLEASE try to be appropriate, I'll let you guys choose your partners but SO HELP ME if I wake up ad you guys are... Doing other things you will be kicked out of the hero course, oh and for... Other reasons the boys will be the victims" aizawa unrolled his sleeping bag and went to sleep.
"Well damn...you guys know how to do CPR?" Momo asked
"Yeah I do, do you guys?" I asked everyone nodded.
"...hey kiri you wanna work together?" Mina asked walking up to him ," hell yeah! I mean- sure if you want" he shrugged mina laughed
"Alright then todo you and me?" Momo asked he just shrugged I was too busy drawing to really pay attention to picking a partner, I felt a tap on my shoulder and looked up to see the devil himself, actually no... Thats an insult to the devil...
"Hey dumb ass you got a partner?"
"No why?"
"Well I'm the only other person who doesn't have one so...."
"So.......?" I raised an eyebrow
" So your gonna work with me alright?!"
"Tch, what ever nigga" I got up and all the dudes choose a place on the floor to have a mock heart attack, "so girl....." I looked a mina, "what is it bea?" "Wellllllllll- im working with bakubitch and I dont wanna do mouth ta mouth..."
"Girl if you do mouth to mouth then I'll give you 50 bucks no cap" she snickered, "nah mis ma'am you go first" I pushes her toward kiri who was on the floor in front of the teachers desk,"bet '😏'" she walked over to him and got on her knees beside him, then looked for breathing for 5 sec.
Though we all know that nigga was breathing remember we pretending now
She unbuttoned the first 3 buttons on his shirt then moved it out of the way, "DAUM MY DUDE I KNEW YOU WERE IN SHAPE BUT GAW LEEEEEE"
"Mina he's supposed he be dieing
"Oh yeah right I forgot"
"BITCH the fuck'😐'"
She did 30 compressions over his chest then went to go do mouth to mouth, but slick ass kiri had another plan, when she started to bend own over him, he grabbed the back of her head and they started to make out
"H-hey not to be mean, b-but could you please get a room?" Deku stuttered
"For real no one wanna see that" momo called
"Daum kiribro go balls" sero laughed
"Jiro come here" denki said then they started to make out
"So y'all fine with getting kicked out of the her course? Alright then have fun..." Todoroki rolled his eyes at my comment
I basically copied what mina did with Baku, but the furthest I got was to unbuttoning his shirt,"DAUM HOW COME YOU GOT BIGGER TITS THAN ME?!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP YA DAMN IDIOT"
"BITCH YOU SUPPOSED TA BE DEAD"
"WELL IM BACK NOW THE FUCK"
"WELL THEN DIE AGAIN I NEED TA PRACTICE ON YO ASS"
"Y/n that sounded wrong as hell.... Pffffft-" sero stopped himself from laughing
"Boy if you don't shut up-"
"What you gonna do come practice on me~" he teased
"Maybe I will, but it will be sparing practice, shut up"
"I-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP TAPE DISPENSER" and everyone went ✨quiet✨
"...thanks...ig" bakuhoe nodded, then layed his head back down on the ground, I did the compressions and now it was time for the dreaded mouth to mouth...
"50 bucksssssssssssssss" mina whispered in my ear, I swatted her away,"if you don't make like a fly and buzz off, imma make like a newspaper and slap you try me" I gave her a playful glare and she backed away, I pressed my lips to his and did CPR things (idk how ta describe this) and bakugo's eyes widened I sat straight up beside him again
"what the fuck..." I heard him mumble
"the dead don't speak" I flicked his forehead
"y/n...you fucking dumbass" he growled, I gave him a dilligaf (do it look like I give a fuck?)face
"if you do it again I'll give you 100 dollars on the spot" sero said outta no where, and so I did the only logical thing a black person would do after hearing that:
I gave him mouth to mouth again
but this time he had the nerve to push me off, now knowing me I was 'bout to go off on his ass, but I saw that he was blushing right before he got up and started walking to the door, "im going to the bathroom" he said to nobody and everybody at the same time
"so I guess the dead can walk" sero handed me a hundred dolla bill
sorry for the short chapter you guys, but I gots do school work, hope you guys have a good day!
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FanfictionY'all know those stories where y/n is some white girl the be crying every 2 seconds? WELL THIS AINT ONE OF EM This story is for all my badass thicc black girls where you at? So just sit back relax and enjoy this book about this mo fo Pomeranian fall...
