Obey Me one shots❤️

PREGNANT! - All(except Luke)

I rub my eyes waking slowly. I hum still sleepy. I look over to my alarm clock, 6:30.

Shit Ive still got an hour till school, should I go back to bed? No Lucifer will be mad.

Fuck is it Friday? I get up and walk over to my D.D.D. and turn it on,

Damn it it's Thursday... Wait... april FIRST!

I jump up and down excitedly.

"April fool's day! Ohh I should prank the brothers, hmm what to do... I know exactly what to do". I quickly get dressed into something comfortable and scramble through my... Special box and find my emergency pregnancy tests.

"Perfect" I crack them open in a way that I can still put it back together, I take out a black pin and I put the circle on the middle filling it in so it says I'm pregnant.

I slip it into my pocket and try to fix up my hair a little bit,

I hear a soft knock.

"Yes?" I says

"MC your up early, Mammon didnt wake you up did he?" Lucifer says

"No my body just woke up earlier then usual, I didn't feel to good so that's probably why" I say, time for my plan to go into action.

"Alright well Breakfast will be ready in five minutes, I suggest... What is that in your pocket MC?" Lucifer gives me a stern look raising an eyebrow

Why is he looking at my butt?... Nevermind

"I-its nothing" I say trying to sound nervous

I hear him walk up to behind me. He grabs my wrist and turns me around grabbing the pregnancy test.

"H-HEY!" I squeak out

Lucifer holds up the test

I pretend to look panicked(but honestly I kinda was)

"Mc... Who did this?" Lucifer says I watch his eyes fill with anger

"T-thats not important" I say quickly reaching for the pregnancy test but he pulls it away from me

"MC if one of my brothers did this I will make sure they are dead by the end of breakfast" he says clinching his fists

"No it wasn't them it was a dude from school.." shit I don't need Lucifer killing his brothers over a prank

He growls lowly "come with me"

I nod, why am I actually kinda scared

We walk to the dinning room I see all the brothers sitting there

"MC you may explain bow or once I've got the others here" Lucifer says

The others?.... Shit this is Turning out a lot more then I thought

Lucifer leaves the room closing the door after him

"Oi mc what the hell is he so upset about" Mammon asks

"He's probably upset that he has to deal with as much of a scum bag of a little brother like you stupid Mammon" Levi says

"OI AT LEAST IM NOT A SHUT IN!" Mammon yells

"AT LEAST I DONT HAVE TI STEAL MONEY FROM EVERYONE" Levi yells

"Calm down boys~ let's let mc tell us" Asmo says as they all look to me

"I-i um...." I start trying my best to sound nervous

"It's ok MC you don't have to tell us if you don't want too" Beel says

I smile to Beel he's always so nice

I hear the others walk in and sit down

Why am I nervous I'm not actually pregnant I'm just fucking with them

"Hello there MC" Simeon says sitting down

I sit there in an awkward silence as I figure out how to say what I need to say

"I'm pregnant" I say

I hear them all gasp.

"Oh MC this is great news~ so who is the father?" Asmo asked

"I-i don't know..." I look down to try and do my best to look innocent

"Well do you have any idea as to how we can help you to figure out?" Satan asks

"No not really" why is it so hard to not laugh right now

"Well in the next 9 months everyone here will help you out as you need MC" Lucifer says calmly giving me a hug

They all agree with him and smile to me

"T-thanks you guys" I say sitting down

The school day should be interesting

(Okay okay ik it's no where near April fools anymore but idgaf bc I'm stupid and started this back then anyways this one is short but there will be more parts of each of them helping to take care of you)