how vee, quite casually, disappeared from the earth

chap 8 - conspiracy theory confirmed

"So? Icy?" alba asked icy, jolting icy out of her fantasy dreamland of icy x- no, i value my life so no. also i don't know who gets shipped with icy hah oopsies-

"Yes?"

"Did you just hear my question?"

"No, sorry."

Alba sighed exasperatedly. "I was asking, do you think we made the right decision about alyelle?"

"Why do you ask?"

"You can't reply to my question with another question-"

A random camper popped into classics' office. Wennie popped in - wennie was also called vee. Coincidence? I don't know.

"What do you want, wennie?" alba sighed. She was doing a lot of sighing today.

"BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR ARSONIST!" wennie screamed. Alba closed her eyes and touched her temples as wennie skipped away.

"Oh. In that case," icy said, resuming their conversation as if a camper just now had not popped into their office and sang alba's amazing song. "I think we did, but now we don't know if sana will lead that well."

"Ah, it's fine. We'll just fire her if she doesn't! Who cares if mystery doesn't have a leader anyways? Or if we're honest as hosts? Lowkey doesn't matter. Classics should win, anyways."

"Scary alba." icy said, laughing.

"I'm not scary what is wrong with you-"

"Ahhhhh." icy sighed contentedly, falling back into her fantasy dreamland.

"I don't even wanna know what you're thinking right now." alba muttered and went back to sifting through all the complaints from other cabins.

The daily isn't on time alba-

Fjhvhddhfjgfdk alba aaaaa can i have an extension on the weekly

Alba do i have to give proof even tho it explicitly says that i should give proof?? Cause i dont want to ;n;

Alba my weekly is inappropriate do i have to share it on scratch

Alba u got rid of alyelle why so mean

Oh hey alba it's sini hru

Omg icy and alba!! The weekly is 1 minute late >:((( stop being lazy can u change it

Alba's mouth dropped open. No, not because someone was complaining about the weekly being 1 minute late. What was... sini doing?

She took the note and turned it over- normally, campers would put their cabin and name on the back.

It wasn't there. The only thing it said was HAPPY APRIL FOOLS ALBA!! In huge letters.

She shook her head. Sometimes, these campers really had a problem with their crazy pranks.

"Alba!! I have an idea!" icy said in a hushed voice, snapping out of- whatever she was thinking about.

"What is it?" alba asked dully, still looking at the rest of the painful complaints. Shoot, my grammar sucks-

"Let's fire sana! Okay? Then mystery will be leaderless, because yuna probably isn't qualified. And then they won't be able to be in swc anymore. Cause they wouldn't have a leader.

"OH, thats such a good idea- but what if someone notices what we're doing?"

"We can just- like- i don't know like- cover it up. Or something like that."

"Alright," icy responded excitedly, "let's do that in a few days and it won't be suspicious at all!"

"Good idea!" alba said brightly, and went back to reading the complaints - and trashing about 69% of them.

wennie popped into their office. "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!" they screamed, and ran out again.

"What-"

"You don't even want to know." icy sighed.

Payton was in the casino, cleaning all 76 tables by herself with only her feet. Serrie had been missing, probably to make payton and cherry do all the work themselves. For some stupid reason cherry refused to help payton clean for the rest of the week, saying it was "her fault" that alyelle got demoted. Mhm yeah definitely. Some friend agh- kind of made payton really angry. Like stabbing someone. SHe couldn't stab anyone in Mystery, though. That would be really bad and she'd get kicked out of swc really quickly. Also, really was payton's favorite word!

Which cabin was the least hostile? She'd immediately assume Fairy tales or classics. Technically, fairy tales would probably let a wolf eat her or something, so classics it was. She was pretty sure sini was the only scary person in classics.

Payton smiled widely. She liked stabbing people. And being chaotic. It made her feel happy. But first, she had to clean up the table. She lifted her foot again and started cleaning them; soon, though, she could stab someone! This brought a smile to her face, which I find unsettling but of course payton won't stab vee... vee's too cute! And tiny! Then again, payton's cute and tiny too-

Sooner, she finished cleaning. Just as she was about to go to classics, sunny popped into the room - also, I'm confused if payton liked chaos or sunny did so if I mixed it up, sorry oops.

"PAYTON!! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?" sunny screamed happily.

"Payton dies from inhaling the chemical scent of this cleaner?" she asked, holding up the bottle. She really was flexible, to hold it up with her feet so high. I guess losing your limbs does that to someone.

"Noo, of course not. YESTERDAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF SWC! I'm LIBERATED AAA- except now I don't know what to do with my life."

"Then help me with all my chores?" payton asked slyly, hoping that she could maybe get out of all her punishments.

"Noo, sana would be so angry. I don't want that."

"Scaredy cat." payton muttered under her breath, annoyed.

"Shut itttt," sunny moaned, a tinge of amusement in her voice.

"I know! I'll go pester someone to write a fanfic. Then I can binge fanfic reading."

"Fanfic chapters don't take that long to read, sunny."

"Such a killjoy. OH, I'LL WRITE ONE MYSELF!" she squealed loudly. She was obviously very happy.

Payton played with her shirt. Well, more of she touched it with her stubby hand; it was pretty hard to play with your clothes if you were fingerless. "Can I write it with you once I go stab someone from classics?"

"Sure!" sunny said happily. Payton smiled and skipped out the casino. "WAIT WHAT-" hopefully payton didn't stab someone important. Otherwise, that would give alba and icy another reason to demote sana. Which they really didn't need.

"Oh my god." sunny murmured, "hopefully nothing goes wrong." suddenly she got an idea. She could write a fanfic about payton stabbing icy! Like, payton wouldn't do that- but it was still a good idea! She ran off to start tapping away on her computer.

Yeah, payton's gonna stab someone important. Oopsies.

Also god, alba and icy are plotting against mystery-