Sunny was using her brilliant deductive reasoning. See, birdi had come in to "have buns" with mystery- but she actually used it as an excuse to steal their patented, special bun recipe and then murder cat.
She had to get birdi back somehow; why would she be so mean? She ran to sana's office and came in to sana and yuna hugging. They quickly released each other.
"Just friends haha don't worry-" yuna stammered.
"Alright," said payton, completely ignoring it, "birdi stole our bun recipe."
"WHAT??" sana screeched, standing up abruptly.
"And murdered cat-" payton added on.
Sana fainted and yuna rushed over. "I- i'll go contact icy and alba about it." after reviving sana by pouring about two gallons of freezing water on her, she ran to their swc phone, which had a button for all the cabins and a separate button called 'hosts' and another called 'alyelle'. But alyelle dropped her phone in the sewer a while ago, so it was basically useless. Yuna tapped the button called hosts.
The phone ringed and yuna held it to her ear as sana struggled to get up in the background.
"Hello. What do you want, yuna? Or is it sana?" alba asked with a tinge of annoyance.
"Its yuna. Birdi murdered cat and stole our PRIVATE patented bun recipe. Serrie came up with it, and its her property. Birdi wasn't allowed to take it."
"We'll look into it; don't stress too much. Murder isn't a serious crime and neither is thievery, especially since alyelle's done worse."
"WORSE?"
Yuna heard some static in the background and the faint whispering of icy, which she doubted she wasn't supposed to hear. "You have to be nice! So they stop bothering you! Then we can go on with our daily lives like nothing ever happened. Ack, gimme the phone." yuna raised her eyebrow as alba handed the phone to icy."Hey, yuna!! We'll definitely look into it. Murder is a serious crime and you're buns are amazing, i'm sorry that happened. We'll figure out something with birdi!"
Yuna scoffed. "Thanks." she muttered, completely sure that it was fake, and hung it up. She shrugged at sana. "I feel like they just want us to lose the next swc-"
Turns out that this was all just sunny's dream; serrie had already told on birdi teehee but i don't know, her subconscious edited it a lot.
Icy and alba opened the door as sunny watched payton and cherry clean the tables. "Where's sana? And yuna?" birdi walked behind them, looking at the ground.
"In the office." sunny replied. Payton and cherry focused on cleaning the tables.
"No need." said a smooth voice. Yuna came out of the office, followed by sana. "What do you want this time?"
"Birdi murdered cat and stole the buns recipe, so we need to figure out something." icy announced, very host-like.
"KICK BIRDI OUT OF SWC AND PUT HER IN PRISON!" sunny shouted loudly.
"NO." icy said firmly, and sana shot sunny a dirty glare, as if to tell her to just be quiet and go back to doing whatever she was doing. Birdi smiled cunningly; they weren't going to get rid of her or dystopian that easily.
"Kick birdi out of swc and put her in prison?" payton suggested calmly.
"Ooh, good idea!" alba giggled. It pays not to yell, and payton smiled, obviously noticing that. Birdi's jaw dropped open, aghast.
"So?" alba asked, facing sana, "what should we do? Or rather, what do you have in mind?"
Yuna blinked, poking sana in the shoulder. "You have to decide." she whispered, because apparently sana didn't want to. Or something.
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how vee, quite casually, disappeared from the earth
Mystery / Thrillerswc daily 3/30/21 go mystery !! <3