The cliche field trip~

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Peters POV

I'm royally screwed. Like seriously. Here I am in the back of a car because Happy refuses to let me sit in the front, thinking about my funeral. I want somebody to put my middle finger over my face when im dead so when they are there im flipping everybody off, but back to the issue at hand. My grave will litterally say 'Peter Parker, 17 year old boy, Died of embarassment.' 

I wanted my grave to have a vine on it, like "I'm in me mums car" or something. Not some wierd boring shit like that! The trip is tommorow and I AM SCARED TO DEATH. What if they find out i'm spiderman? I graduate in a month and i've kept it a secret for how many years. Maybe it won't be to bad?

No it will. It will most definitely will.

I'm snapped out of my funeral planning by Happy telling me that we're here. I give him a big smile and wave as I walk in, he thinks I didn't see the corner of his lips twitch up but I did. I see EVERYTHING. I step into the elevator prepared to my doom and I say the dreaded words that will take me there.

"FRIDAY, take me home."



3rd persona 

Peter stepped out of the elevator to see all the avengers in the kitchen except Tony. Tony was down in the labs doing his thang. 

"Hey Pete how was school" Clint asked. I smiled,

"It was good Uncle Clint" I replied, trying to act cool so they don't find out. "I think i'm going to head down to the lab and work on some stuff with Mr.stark" I said not suspiciously at all. They all nodded and I went down to see Tony working. He always looks so serious when hes working. He stared at what Mr stark was working on for a while, before realising hed been stood there for too long to be considered normal. 

Peter started walking towards him, making himself known so he didn't look as creepy as he just did. 

"Hey pete" Tony said when he saw Peter walking towards him. 

"Hey" He smiled back. He walked over to Tony and sat next to him.

"What are you working on?"

"I'm updating Steves suit for more agility, that man has a new suit every month, I swear." Tony replied. Peter just looked at him with an understanding pity expression before turning back to help him. About an hour later they were finished and finally exhausted. 

"I'm tired" Peter whined, not really having a point but saying it outloud anyways.

"Well how about you go take a nap while i see whats for dinner?" Tony chuckled while jabbing Peters shoulder to get him up and moving. Wow. A few months of being his dad and already abusing him. Not cool.

Tony grinned at Peters expression, before psuhing him into the elevator to take him up to his room. He was so ready for this nap.

A few hours later, he walked in to find the rest of the Avengers, and Loki crowded in the kitchen. 

"I say pizza!" He heard cap say.

"Well I believe we should have some pop of tarts!" Thor boomed with his loud voice.

"Why don't we order pizza,  and Thor can have pop tarts that way we all win?" Peter said making his presence known, earning several nods from the others. He walked over to the phone and picked it up ordering 2 cheese pizzas and 2 pepperonis along with 1 hawaiian pizza (Loki is hot but his taste in pizza is gross) and hung up. "It will be here in half an hour".

Tony looked at his tired son, thinking how did he find the most perfect candidate to be in that position.

"Dinner will be here in about 25 minutes so in about an gour we can have science time in the lab." Stark replied before poking Peter in the side, making the boy fold over. Hearing a chuckle, peter moved away before rugby tackling Tony onto the floor nd tickling his side. "Take that!"

Tony was struggling until he saw a piece of paper in Peters pocket, and pulled it out swiftly, reading it in a few seconds before laughing his heart out. "This is the best news ive gotten all day"

"I can't go anyways I have nobody to sign it." 

"You can stay home if you want, but they will see you here." Is all he got in reply. Either way, Pete loses. 

"I'll just stay here. I've only got a month left of school anyways," he mumbled. Tony laughed and stood up walking over to Peter, putting his hands on the smaller boys shoulders. 

"Fine by me Underoos," Tony clarified, squeezing peters shoulders before everyone else cane back into the kitchen.

"Pizzas here!"

They all rammed their faces like savages until 25 minutes later the only thing left was bread crumbs in the box. Thor had finished his poptarts. "I heard theres a field trip here tommorow," Nat said while looking at Peter earning a hum from the boy in question.

"Yeah but i'm just going to stay here and work in the labs." He told the others, earning nods from around the table.

He then went to the science labs with Tony but still mamaged to fall asleep on the work bench. 

"Goodnight Pete" the taller man said after taking the spider to hid room, while looking at petter fondly and then went too sleep in his own room not long after.