(I am not writing the word penis so pretend flash calls him parker.)
3rd person persona
"Oh hey..."
Peter was immediately bombarded with questions. Things like 'You have ABS?' and ' What the fuck?' along with a single 'WHY IS PARKER HERE'. It was around 5 minutes later when Nat finally got everybody to shut up.
"One question at a time!" She shouted angrily at the group of 17 year olds. All at once hands when flying in the air as they struggled to keep their mouths shut. "He will only have three questions answered so make sure your question is good so you don't waist our time."
Nat pointed to a girl with blonde hair and a pink shirt on "Why are you here?" She asked.
"Because I live here...?" Peter answered honestly, looking to Nat to see if he could answer them with all truth. She nodded.
The next person who asked was a boy with black hair, glasses and an oversized sweater on. "why do you live here?" he questioned Peter.
"Because Mr stark-" he cut himself off to look at Nat and Steve, who had just walked in, if he could tell them. Both superheroes nodded so Peter took a deep breath and carried on "Mr stark is my adopted dad."
Suddenly all at once the students jaws hung open in disbelief and awe at the nerd on the decathlon team. Some one finally put their hand up and asked the question. "How long?" Surprisingly it was Flash who had asked the question, looking as if he finally believed Peter.
"Around 2 and a half months now," Peter replied to the last sentence. They all stood their in awkward silence until the tour guide cleared her throat gaining their attention.
"I'll take them to their rooms..." She said before walking away, the science team following after her, still wearing shocked faces.
Peter turned back to Nat and asked if he could go back to the penthouse. He walked off after she said yes. Now he had to explain to Tony that he revealed their secret to a bunch of teenagers. He was nervous to say the least.

Time skip to when Peter just told Tony what happened because I can't be bothered to write it
Tony surprisingly understood and told Peter that it was going to come out sooner or later. "Now how about we watch Disney films and cuddle on the Sofa while eating popcorn?" The older man asked.
"I'd like that" The brunette replied smiling before giving Tony a hug, putting the man in shock. Before he could do anything in response hiwever, peter had scedaddled off into the kitchen to make some popcorn.
After Pete came back with the popcorn he quickly climbed under a thick blanket and smiled at his dad before looking at the tv. "Let's watch Tangled!" He shouted to Tony who just looked at the boy with a warm expression and put Tangled on.
The two of them sat for hours watching Disney films and before they knew it all the avengers were there on the other couches in their pyjamas with there own bowls of food watching films with them. When they saw that Clint was wearing Quicksilver pyjamas everybody couldn't help but laugh as the man in question grumbled and sat behind Pietro who comfortably leaned into his embrace.
Halfway through the 4th film all the avengers were asleep on their loved one. If anybody asked, the cutest couple was definitely Thor and Bruce. Sure the others were alright, Sam and Bucky for example, but they were definitely the most adorable.
Who am I kidding all the avengers are adorable weather they are in couples or not, don't know what I'm talking about to be honest.
Anyways, Peter woke up first and looked around at his new family. He grinned widely before manoeuvring his way through the jungle of people and walked into the kitchen to make himself some breakfast. He turned on the radio when one of his favourite songs came on and he slowly started to sing along.
"Here we go again, I kind of wanna be more than friends" He started while grabbing the milk out of the fridge. "I'm afraid you're never satisfied." He reached the table and put down the milk and went to the cupboard taking out a bowl. He hummed the rest of the second verse before the chorus kicked in to which he belted out after he put the cheerios away.
"Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight!" he finished belting out the chorus and turned around with his bowl of cereal to see Sam, Bucky Wanda and Tony staring at him with wide eyes and open mouths.
"Since when can you sing?" They asked together. Peter awkwardly mumbled under his breath. It was something along the lines of "When I took ballet when I was 8" the avengers just looked at him before nodding slowly and getting on with their own business. Tony though, walked over to his son who was eating his cereal and put his hand on Peters shoulder whilst going into the cupboard behind him.
"Morning Pete" He said to the boy who said it back after he swallowed his food."
"Morning Tony" He smiled and the older man grinned as he began making toast for the avengers.
He was enjoying this new family dynamic.
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I'm running out of ideas so sorry this was late but anyways only one more chapter to go! Yayyyyy and tbh i never thought this book would get this many reads so thank you :)
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Hayran KurguA crack fic!! Lol this is a field trip and its cliche and its awesome. Sorta.