Vocaloid randomness

Lens travels

As a note, I only realised after publishing the last chapter that there's not 100 chapters, cause I have six drafts. but, consider this a special anyway, cause I'm going to France today! :D

Dracia: hello. I will be reading a story today. it is called lens travels, the totally legitimate story about len kagamine that is so not a complete rip off from any movie, book or theatrical performance. or anything. lets begin.

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Len: I work in a bad job for a singing company that rules that world secretly though the power of otakus.

Lily: that doesn't sound like a bad job.

Len: GURRRL, I DONT NEED YO CRITICISM, I KNOW ITS BAD.

lily: ... freak.

One day, he got a promotion opportunity

Luka: hello worker. you can earn more money if you do this job.

Len: awesome.

Luka: travel to the bemuna triangle! ((Idc it's spelt wrong))

Len: .. eh? *suddenly appears on a boat in the sea*

~~~later~~~

Len: IM ON A BOAT! IM ON A BOATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Tuna: *dies of a headache*

Len: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- oh shiitake mushroom. *notices tornado* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sucked into tornado*

Tuna: *back to life* TUNA TUNA NIGHT FEVER *tuna dance party*

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Len: *wakes up* *tied down* DA FUDGE

Mini person: *scream* THE MONSTER GIRL IS ALIVE

Mini general: now now, no need to-

Other mini people: *running around screaming*

Len: well this is trippy. I'll just waIT DID YOU CALL ME A GIRL?! *stands up and breaks ropes* ITS ON NOW

Mini general: wait wait, to keep the plot going I'm inviting you to dinner with the king of the island!

Len: LEGIT

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Len: *head stuck in door to the inside of castle, in front of a buffet*

Mini butler: the king shall see you now.

Len: cool! By the way, we need to try and add an actual name to characters. what's your?

Mini butler: Sebastian.

Len: ... I have nothing to say

King: KONNICHIWAAAAA

Len: PIKO?!

King: AHHAHAHHAHA, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

Len: YOU LOOK LIKE PIKO

King Piko: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA OL MEET MY QUEEN

Queen: I freakin hate you.

Len: ok the ship has sailed. hey Oliver.

Queen Oliver: I hate you all *walks out*

Len: ... I have a feeling he's not like my Oliver.

King Piko: AAANNNYYYWWWAAAYYY, WELCOME TO SHOTA SHOTA ISLAND

Len: OH MA FREAKIN ARCEUS

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Sebastian: Len-senpai- I did get that right, yes?

Len: sure did -3-

Sebastian: anyway Len-senpai, you must destroy the opposing army!

Len: swag.

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Len: *in water* I'm Free!

King Piko: FOCUS! THE FANGRILS ARE COMING!

Len: your enemy is the fangirls? I thought the enemy is green?

King Piko: FANGIRLS! *runs away*

Len: *turns around* oh no...

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Queen Oliver: Len-senpai, you truly are amazing.

Len: Ikr.

Queen Oliver: anyway, you've been banished. don't ask why. toodaloo!

Len: whaaaa-

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Len: *runing* GIANT MEIKOS

Giant Meiko: RARRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Rin: *screaming* *tied up*

Mini general: this person looks like Len Senpai. therefore, she must die.

Rin: *scream*

Len: *back on mini island* RIN

Rin: LEN I HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW

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Stuff happened. Mini giant Meikos and Kaito's came oddly without cloths or thingys, so attack on Titan began.