Note: if you are one of those people hating on sonic boom, shut up and deal with it I'm a fan XD
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oliver: guys look what Brad pulled out from the beach! *reveals UT*
Rin: da fudge is that thing
UT: I'm not even listening to what this shotas saying.
Rin: EHHHH?!?!
Oliver: this is Universal Translator, and he translates everything you say into what you mean!
UT: I am totally awesome
Oliver: I like you.
UT: I am so getting revenge on Yohioloid for stealing my taco.
Yohioloid: you called?
UT: I was listening this whole time
Oliver: *grabs UT and runs out*
Rin: .... why Yohioloid?
Dracia: because I was listening to him sing Five nights at Freddies. which is awesome
Rin: oh.
Dracia: ........ CAUSE WE CAN BE IMMMOOOOORRRRRRRR RRRRRR RR TALS!
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Oliver: Meiko, do you drink sake too much?
UT: meiko, do you drink sake too much?
Meiko: uhhhhhhh no.
UT: da fudge is going on I drink too much sake OMG OLIVERS A GIRAFE NEVER NOTICED
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Oliver: teto, why do you like bread?
UT: time for truth!
Teto: because BREAD IS LOVE
UT: BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD OMG ITS BREAD I NEED BREAD WAIT WHAT ABOUT BANNA BREAD WHATS UP WITH THAT BANNA BREADS CAKE NOT BREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oliver: dracia, what's your fav song?
Dracia: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
UT: LAW OF TALOS CREEPYPASTA FNAF POKEMON GRAVITY FALLS HETALIA SOUL EATER ENDZONE HOMESTUCK NIGHTCORE VOCALOID WAIT I HAVE TOO MANY FANDOMS
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Oliver: piko, what's 1 + 1?
UT: he truly is stupid if he can't work this out
Piko: WAFFLE *runs out*
UT: one plus one is two and if we add forty we get forty-two the meaning of life. with that number we could very well travel in the future, where the apocalypse starts where only a giant miku can save us. now onto the six fingered hand in Gravity falls. Nobody knows what it shows, so people should just wait for future episodes instead of making themselves look stupid with these theories. Unlike game theory, who successfully calculated that sonic cannot reach the speed of sound, but I think that-
Oliver: *shuts UT down* that's enough of that.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Vocaloid randomness
HumorThis is my first so-called "story." I'll update when I get and idea and finally... Have a good laugh at my terrible jokes and puns. ^_^ oh and I don't own any images i use