Timmie: Maybe there's a race for lonely children!
Y/n: It's only children, Timmie.
Y/n: A lonely child is what you're going to be when I sell you!
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Literally any archon other than Zhongli: My nation, my rules
Y/n: My knife, your life
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Bennett: Two friends, sitting in a tree
Y/n: ...
Bennett: They might kiss-
Y/n: No
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Y/n, passing Scaramouche a balloon: I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Scaramouche: I don't have one either.
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Childe: If you wish upon a star~
Y/n, pulling out her axe: Nothing happens
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Y/n: That's why your shoes raggedy
Signora: That's why yo mama dead
Y/n: ...
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Y/n after spotting Zhongli: THERE HE IS! THERE'S MY FAVORITE BOY!
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Aether: What do you have?
Y/n: A knife!
Aether: N O
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Y/n: Out here living my best life
Aether: Childe is drowning-
Y/n: This ain't about him
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Y/n to Signora: Behold the field in which I grow my f**ks.
Y/n: Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.
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Literally anyone: LISTEN TO ME! I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Y/n: Do I give a f**k?
Paimon: No, not one
Y/n: How many f**ks do I give?
Paimon: Zero.
Y/n: Exactly. Therefore your comment is-
Both: Irrelevant
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Kaeya: Y/n kicked me in the face!
Crepus: Y/n? Now why would you do that?
Y/n: **tch said what are those
Y/n: So I gave him a closer look
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Y/n: DO YOU SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
Silence
Y/n: The Old man is making lunch today ^^
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Y/n to Osiris: You can't see me-
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Y/n: Pleaseee?
Diluc: No, y/n-
Y/n, turning on the charm: Pretty please~?
Lisa: *proud*
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Kaeya: I hate you so much
Y/n: Yeah? I hate you too, idiot.
Kaeya: Yeah? Well you're adopted.
Y/n, smirking: At least they wanted me.
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Y/n and Diluc to the Fatui: You look so ugly, you really piss me off. You annoy me every time-
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Y/n going demon hunting with Xiao: Hey demons, it's me.
Y/n: Ya Boi
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Y/n: If you came here to kill me, clap your hands!
Silence
Y/n: pussies
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Y/n when she meets the Pyro Archon: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
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Y/n when Aether wants her to forgive Childe: Nahhh! I say let it die!
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Childe: I can't live without you
Y/n: Then perish
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Y/n doing something reckless: I don't want to survive!
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Signora: *threatening y/n*
Y/n: OHHH! I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
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(Ask y/n*or anyone else* whatever you want, just keep it family friendly)
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