Author: Alright y/n
Y/n: ?
Author: *holds up list*
Author: More questions
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"Who do you hate the most and why?"
Y/n: I... don't know anymore
Y/n: I hate... hm
Y/n:...I hate spiders
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"Y/n, what are your thoughts on Kaeya?"
Y/n: Well... in all honesty, I kinda feel bad for him
Y/n: His Dad kinda just left him
Y/n: I don't think anyone likes being alone so Kaeya probably feels sad every day
Y/n: Considering I'm his only friend
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"Childe, how does it feel to get smacked with an axe by y/n?"
Childe: ...like having a lawachurl dropped on you from the top of a mountain.
Y/n: :)
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"Zhongli, would you adopt y/n?"
Zhongli: Well...
Y/n: *in the background using the Exuvia as a trampoline*
Zhongli: Of course I would.
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"Aether, have you ever seen y/n and a bunch of hilichurls dancing together?"
Aether: When have I not see her dancing with a bunch of hilichurls.
Aether: Any time she gets the chance, she'll dance with them.
Aether: I have to admit though, it's kinda funny when she trips over her own feet.
Y/n: Hey!
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"Paimon, how does it feel to be called Emergency Food?"
Paimon:...
Paimon: Y/n
Y/n, picking up her axe: Got it
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"Scaramouche, what would you do if y/n called you box hat man?"
Scaramouche: ...what
Y/n, trying on his hat: Hey! Look at me! I'm the vertically challenged, grumpy, box hat man!
Scaramouche: I'm gonna kill her. That's what I'm gonna do.
Y/n: Bring it on, shortstack!
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"HELLO Y/N MARRY ME PLEASE-"
"Can I have your hand in marriage? That is, only if you don't have someone else in your heart."
"Y/n, please give me your hand in marriage. I will feed you and give you affection, please."
"Queen Y/n, hand in marriage please."
Y/n, looking at all her friends: Hm...
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