Percy Jackson Oneshots and AU's

Random things related to PJO my brain came up with.

~ When Hades and Nico are in the underworld they teach a yoga/pilates class that no one knows about.

~ Every year on Percabeths anniversary the campers throw them into the lake to commemorate that moment so many years ago, and on their wedding night they are sitting on the docks and the camp runs up and pushes them in.

~ Nico will not eat any other fast food other than McDonald's.

~ When Travis goes to college Connor won't pull pranks or crack jokes until he gets back.

~ Nico is the best babysitter because he is so much like a kid now because he never got to experience it when he actually was a kid.

~ Nico complains about Wills cuddles but never tries to pull away.

~ If Nico hadn't almost died both camps would be destroyed and the world would be ruled by Gaia so the real hero is Nico.

Disturbing thoughts I came up with or heard

~ Percy is dating his great grand niece.

~Every single person in greek mythology is related to Zeus

~ Zeus married his sister

~ Hades married his niece

~ Mal from descendants is Percys' cousin (a random bit of info that has no relevance whatsoever)

~ Will is a male rapunzel

Things the fandom agree on

~ Percabeth is adoreable

~Solangelo is cuter

~ Brason is awesome

~ Jason, Luke, Bob, and Zoe all deserved to live

~ The riordanverse is in no way kid-appropriate due to the trauma and PTSD attacks

~ We all want to be demigods

~ Of the original Olympians Apollo is the only one who gave a shit about his kids

~ We all are part of the NPS (Nico Protection Squad)

~ Emo gay Italians are the best characters

~ Solangelo is the definition of opposites attract