Percy Jackson Oneshots and AU's

Me ranting and being sappy

Please don't skip this, I know you want a chapter but I think people should read this, I am not ranting about ships and stuff I am ranting about stuff that matters. Warning: Homophobic dumba**es get the f**k out of here because you are not welcome on this story or any of my stories for that matter.

CHB

Ok first one, CHB. I know Rick makes it seem like CHB is a perfect little safe haven and everyone there is all happy and carefree but this is soo unrealistic, most if not all the campers should have some form of anxiety, depression, PTSD, or self-doubt. These F**king CHILDREN have seen more war and death than we would ever see in a thousand lifetimes. They have watched the only FAMILY they have left die right in front of them knowing they couldn't stop it. Ricks's vision is most certainly the ideal version we all want to believe but it is unrealistic and fake. Even the medics or the people that don't fight, still see people die and for medics, it's even worse because you can blame yourself and know that it actually is your fault. (Not that it is, it is the Fates) Will most likely hates himself but hides it with smiles because of the people that have died under his care. My point, we paint CHB as a safe happy place but in reality, it is a camp full of deeply traumatized Minors with family issues that will never be resolved.

LGBT+ Characters

If any homophobic B***hes are still here please get the F**k out of my account because I will not tolerate people that are biased based on the fact that people love people that are the same gender. In my opinion, gender is a way to classify you on the way you look, if you want to change that it should be ok. People shouldn't have to be scared to come out because they might face bias and bullying because of who they like. It is unfair and wrong, I think that kids should be exposed to these kinds of characters (Will, Nico, Alex, etc.) more often and maybe the new generation will be more accepting.  I have absoulutely no idea what it is like to go through that as I am 99% positive I am straight but I am only 12 so who knows.  I won't pretend I know what happened but I want you to know that (if it wasn't blatently obvious) I comepletely support the LGBT+ community and anyone in it.

One more and this one is acctually about the Perry Jhonson movies but it adresses the lack of representation and personalities of the side characters and pretty much anyone besides Perry. (Also if you didn't get it Perry is Percy)

PJO Movies

Ok so the movies have one obvious flaw wich is also a major plothole. SIDE CHARACTERS, the producers only added them in when they became relevent to the story and or couldn't be ignored. Clarrise wasn't present for the whole first movie but at the beginning of the second one her and Percy suddenly have this huge rivalry. It makes absoulutely no sense whatsoever. Also can we address the fact that they filmed a "You drool in your sleep" scene and deleted it. Another thing Annabeth, she was a badass for about 2 seconds of the entire francise then became Percy's little puppy. Instead of being smart and coming up with all of the plans like in the books she is comepletely dependant on Percy for plans and any sort of fighting at all. Also Grover, they comepletely ruined his character, we all loved grover because he was a sweet, adorkable, and shy saytar who had super low self confidence that slowly rises throughout the series. NOT because he was a player obsessed with getting a girlfriend. Last one and probobaly the most important, PERCY. Percy is supposed to be loyal to a fault and hate being in the spotlight, SO WHY IN THE WORLD is he only going on quests to prove he is better than the rest of the camp and gain popularity. Thank you for coming to my rant about the suckiness of the PJO Movies. Since I have an idea I will give you a short chapter of Jercy. ( Not a romantic relationship)

Percy P.O.V

Jason has been hanging around Piper way to much lately, which is how I got here. Hiding in a bush in front of the Zeus Cabin so i could kiddnap him for questioning. Here he comes, wait, wait, wait. NOW. I lunge foreward and grab him without a sound, I knock him out and drag him to my cabin. When we get there I tie him to a chair and shine a light in his face. Then since I had some time before he woke up I took a nap.

Jason P.O.V

The last thing I remember is being knocked out by.......... PERCY!!! I WAS SO GOING TO KILL HIM. I try to move my hands but then realize that I am tied with celestial bronze wire wich means I am stuck here. Then I see Percy shuffleing some notecards and wonder What the actual Hades is happening. Then he comes over and  I  repeat the phrase out loud, he just shrugs and sits down in front of me. Then I notice the light shining in my face and realize whats going on. "Perce are you interrigating me?" he just humms in response wich I take as a yes. I know I won't get out of this so i just wait for him to start talking.

Random P.O.V

Percy: Soo... You have been spending a lot of time with Piper lately...

Jason: No it isn't what it looks like I promise

Percy: So I shouldn't be jealous.

Jason: No 

Percy: not even a little bit

Jason: I swear Piper and I are just DATING. She is only my GIRLFRIEND for gods sakes.

Percy: So you swear on the Styx there are no BFF vibes going on?

Jason: Yes I swear it. Now can you let me go so we can hang out?

Percy: Sure. Also sorry for kiddnapping you I  wanted to be like Mr. Drama Queen up there *points up to sky where a boom of thunder sounds*

Jason: OMG Percy🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️