I was planning to write in my Killermare book, but I just read a sheetpost book with the Undertale Aus, and now I wanna write, so here's the next chapter.
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Dust: ya know, my brother would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Spooks: He'd probably throw himself across a moving bridge for fun.
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Me: *holding up chocolate bars* Ima try to fit 20 pieces of chocolate on my mouth.
My lil sister: That's dangerous
Cross: And sheety. Do 40.
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*When we try breaking into a...place*
Phantom: We'll need a distraction. Who's good at jumping up and down and annoying people?
My little sister: My time has come
(Why is this so true?)
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(Stardust is one of my Killer are ship children and she's a psychopath who killed almost all the villagers in Dreamtale.)
Stardust: There's an old tradition
A game we all can play! You start by getting liquored up And sharpening your blade! You take a shot of whiskey, You grab your knife and pray, And you spread apart your fingers. And this is what you say: Oh I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop! Chop! Chop! If I miss the spaces between, my fingers will come off. And if I hit my fingers Blood will soon come out But all the same I play this game 'Cause that's what it's all about! No, you can't use a pencil! You can not use a pen! The only way is with a knife When danger is your friend And some may call it stupid Some may call it dumb But all the same we play this game Because it's so darn fun Oh!I have all my fingers The knife goes chop! Chop! Chop!If I miss the spaces in between My fingers will come off! And if I hit my fingers The blood will soon come out But all the same I play this game'Cause that's what it's all about Oh!Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!I'm picking up the speed And if I hit my fingers Then my hand will start to bleed!
(I copied and pasted this, too lazy to type)
Killer: I'm so proud!
(Moonstone is Stardust's twin sister, who ate a negativity apple)
Moonstone: *picks up Stardust* And I'm so terrified.
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Dream: If you saw yourself being sold on the black market, would you buy yourself?
Dust: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Dream: Bold of you to assume your expense.
Me: Bold of you to assume I know what the black market is.
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Horror: I'm not mad, just tell me why you need a fake ID.
Penny: *mumbles something* (Penny is one of Spooks x Phantom ship child)
Penny: You need to be at least 18 to hold one of the puppies in PetCo...
(I'll try not to use my ship kids, I'm working on a book about them so yeah.)
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Error: Attention (no no word like witches), this is your captain speaking. Ink just bet I couldn't do a 360 barrel roll in this hunk of metal for some chocolate and Ima get me some chocolate.
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My lil sis: Draws a circle and puts herself inside.
My sis: "hey blue! I drew a pentagram!"
Blue: "Umm, but where's the star-"
My sister: "I am the star"
(I just asked my sister for permission to use her name, and she said yes. Her name is Erin.)
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Me: Umm, why is there coffee smell around Nootm-
Night: I FORGOT HOW TO BLINK-
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Erin: If you hear a weird noise at night, just make an even weirder noise to assert dominance.
Killer: *Hears crazy noise at night*
Killer: *gets up* jrrhsmxjidw x,wmsosmsjudnedjiffmjsskwjeodnduelendhrjrnrhfmkspe,s,xhxudndud,end!
Me in Nightmare cosplay: U ok?
(I meant Nightmare from Fnaf, not Undertale)
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(Me and my sister share a room)
My sister: WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN! THERE COULD BE A DEMON OUTISDE,
Me: YOU FOOL! YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT! I'M THE ONE WATCHING THE FREAKING DEMON!
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Noot Noot: *Running away from my sister* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My sis holding a spray bottle : WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?!
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Me: Let me see what you have
Erin: A KNIFE!
Me: NO!
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Horror: *barrages into my room*
Horror: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP
Me: Elaborate?
Horror: What do you need for soup?
Me: Water, veggies, most of the time salt and sometimes meat...
Horror: SEEE!
Me:...
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Dream: YA KNOW WHAT!?! YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIGDE!
Noot Noot: THIS HOUSE IS A FREAKING NIGHTMARE-
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That's all I got. Thanks for reading! Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Random Sans Aus stuff in one book
RandomThis was supposed to be a reaction book but... I got distracted This will also have announcements at random so don't mind when that happens Just some random randomness. Plus sheetposting. I don't type cuss words.
