Disclaimer:
This was made for humor purposes. Please do not take any of this seriously. If you get offended at any point of time, I am very sorry and I didn't mean to offend anyone.
(Ima do a part 2 with the Undertale members)
1) Nightmare and Dream
Karen, to Nightmare: Hello? I was wondering why you're wearing that crown, you look stupid wearing it. It doesn't match your look at all.
Dream, turning into Shattered: NIGHTMARE LET ME AT HER!
Nightmare: Dream, Shattered. we're in public. This stuff freaks out others.
Karen: Ew! You do realize you look disgusting! Who on earth would claim you as their brother? Oh right, both of you look disgusting. (Trying to make a roast)
Nightmare: *lets go of Shattered *
(Dream's bow can turn into twin blades. I feel like Shattered would totally use these.)
2) Murder Time Trio + Cross
Karen, to Horror: Can you fix that skull of yours?
Horror: It isn't that simple ma'am.
Karen: You have magic, can't you fix it?
Karen, points to both Dust and Horror: And fix your eyes while you're out it. It looks ugly.
Killer: How about you shut up with your crazy hairstyle and attitude.
Karen: How dare you-
Cross: *pulls out 6 foot knife*
Cross: Stay this far away. Be glad we're trying not to spread the virus. We can't even get it.
3) Blue
(For context, Blue is wearing a oversized sweater that's blue and red and he has that red streak in his hair.)
Karen: Excuse me, what are you wearing kid?
Blue: Ma'am, I'm an adult. What? Do you want me to change?
Karen: Wear something that looks more masculine. And red isn't a boy color.
Blue: I'm sorry?
Karen: I give up with you stupid gays.
Blue's POV: Killing is illegal, Killing is illegal, Killing is illegal, Killing is illegal, OH SCREW IT!
4) Ink
Karen: Your eyes are so weird and disgusting. Like, pick an eye color and just stick with it.
Ink: Ma'am, I can't do that, I-
Karen: And you look so hideous overall. Can you not look like that? Just look like a regular monster.
Ink: *proceeds to do that one demon face and scare the woman away.*
5) Fresh and Epic.
Karen, seeing the 2 at a pride parade: Stupid gays.
Fresh, taking out baseball bat: I'M PANSEXUAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Epic: *ready to fight*
6) Me (I'm out of ideas)
Karen: Don't you know it's illegal to take pictures here!?!
Me: Ma'am this is a public park-
YOU ARE READING
Random Sans Aus stuff in one book
De TodoThis was supposed to be a reaction book but... I got distracted This will also have announcements at random so don't mind when that happens Just some random randomness. Plus sheetposting. I don't type cuss words.
