~~~
Me: Mama! I have good news!
Shattered: You got your mental stability back?
Me:...
Me: I said good news, not a miracle.
(MAMA SHATTERED SPREAD THE WORD)
~~~
Me: 너희들은 바보 야
(I used Google Translate, I can't type Korean)
Dust: HEY!
Me: Oh shoot, forgot Dust knows Korean-
(Translation: Y'all are idiots)
~~~
Me: You play it, you get $1,000,000, but 1,000,000 people would die.
Me: *points to piano*
Killer: Do you get their LV?
Me: Sure I guess-
Killer: *Plays piano fast af*
Me: KILLER NO-
~~~
Nightmare: What was your worst sports experience?
Me: Dodgeball or Basketball?
Nightmare: Basketball, then Dodgeball.
Me: I threw the ball to the hoop, then it "disappeared" and when it came back, I got a painful smack in the eye.
Me: And once, someone threw the ball, and it hit someone in the head.
Nightmare: How does that effect you?
Me: It bounced off that person and hit me in the forehead.
Nightmare: *dying of laughter*
~~~(Actually happened to me~~~
Geno: Sorry, we only take Coffee with Cream.
Me: What type?
Blue: The fluffy one, like clouds you see in Dreams
Me: In what shape?
Ink: In the shape of a Cross
Me: Ok, come to the back.
Dream: *confusion noises*
~~~
(If I was a part of Pj's Daycare)
Me: Pj, do you accept Fresh as your waifu?
PJ: No.
Fresh: *Cries*
Me: *planning a murder and to turn Fresh into an adult*
(I like FreshPaper and EpicFresh. I can't decide and never will)
~~~
Lust: Why do you like me?
Me: I do
Lust: You do know what my name means, right?
Me: Nope, and I don't care.
~~~
(Nightmare and Killer body swapped)
Noot (Killer): Do you control these!?! *accidentally smashes tentacles into window*
Kills (Nightmare): What's this stuff coming out of your eyes!?!
Noot (Killer): IDK!
Dream: This is fine.
~~~
YOU ARE READING
Random Sans Aus stuff in one book
RandomThis was supposed to be a reaction book but... I got distracted This will also have announcements at random so don't mind when that happens Just some random randomness. Plus sheetposting. I don't type cuss words.
