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Me: They say "estimate how much time it'll take to do something". Lucky for me, I failed estimation in 1st grade. (I didn't but I'm pretty bad at it.)
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Error: I am a simple being. I see chocolate, I click Chocolate.
Me: YOU BROKE MY LAPTOP!
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Nightmare: The sun is a deadly laser
Me: You barely get to see the sun. It's currently summer where I live and I have this thing called Global warming.
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Horror: Did you just confuse Capitalism with CANNIBULSUM!?!
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My sister: Blueberry!
Classic: DO I LOOK LIKE-
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Shattered: When life gives you lemons, tie up the enemy and squeeze lemon juice in their eyes.
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Me: I'm not crying! You're crying! Heh, I've always been a crybaby.
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Cross: I have a fear of cows.
Me: Don't get me started on my Trybophobia. (I actually do have it in real life. It sucks.)
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My mind is like an internet browser. I have 19 tabs open, 3 are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from.
~My brain during homework
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Random Sans Aus stuff in one book
RandomThis was supposed to be a reaction book but... I got distracted This will also have announcements at random so don't mind when that happens Just some random randomness. Plus sheetposting. I don't type cuss words.
