It was a rainy day at hogwarts. Hagrid sat in his small shack further away from the main building. Everything was quiet, the only thing he could hear was the pattering sound of the huge waterdroplets and the crackiling fire, which spends him warmth in this cold season. Hagrid was alone... well almost his wrinkly dog Fang was with him.
The still hot tea in a huge red cup with white dots just stood on the wooden table and waited to be drunk. Hagrid realaxed a bit on his stool and started thinking, about the forest and it's creatures but mostly how lonely he felt deep inside. Even though he knew he had Harry, Hermione, Ron and his colleagues... but could he call them friends? Even if he could, he wanted more. He was desperate for touch, love, not only romantically but also sexually. However no one would ever want to have something serious with someone as ugly and obsessed with forest creatures as him. "It seems like I'm doomed to be lonely forever..." Hagrid sobs and coverd his hairy face with his humongous hands. Fang seemed to notice Hagrids agony and tried to comfort him, with some playful bites in his thighs. Hagrid just ignored the wrinkly sausage, so Fang curled up next to him on the floor and died of sadness. The half giant didn't notice that his best friend has just died, he only had those tormenting thoughts of how isolated he is, not even being allowed to live in the castle with the others. He was so jealous of his colleagues lifes, having all their friends around them and themselves being hot as fuck. Especially Snape, the arousing goth dungeon bat. "Dang that man is so hawt" Hagrid could disract himself for a while with the thought of his crush "I wish I could fuck him... but sadly he despises me." Hagrid now got on to his second mental breakdown, like a huge cry baby. He cried so hard that even the dead Fang was so fucking annoyed that he ran to Dumbledore in hope to rest in peace. He then noticed that he lost his only loyal companion, because of that his crying intensified so much that his body couldn't take it anymore so he fell asleep on the floor.
Just a normal day in a normal life.
Next morning he was woken up by a familiar voice, it sounded old and calm. Hagrid rubbed his eyes sleepily and those adjusting to the bright orange autumnal daylight. Suddenly he remembered that another person was present in his cozy home, after a short time he was able to sort the familiar voice to a human being. It was Albus Dumbledore himself! Imeadiatly he jumped up and made him look as neat as possible. "No need to be so panicked my friend." Dumbledore smiled at Hagrid. "I'm sorry you have to see me like that, professor." Hagrid replied. Dumbledores face changed to a more bitter look:" I only have one request... please stop putting your dead animals in my office!" Dumbledore didn't wait for an answer, he just walked out like the graceful whore he is. "Ugh, such a drama queen. What can I do about that dead animals are attracted to him? Fucking moron." said Hagrid while rolling his red eyes. (no he didn't smoke weed, he cried) He stepped out and shut his door accidentally breaking it. "Oh fuck, not again..." he wispered to himself. He approached his gigantic orange pumpkins but stopped midways, just staring at them. He kept staring at them like it was Professor Snape's ass. Hagrid then proceeded feeding Buckbeak with some dead kids- I mean dead ferrets.
Nothing more special had happened on that sunny day, except that Harry has risiked his life for the bazillionth time, but that is already routine.
Slowly the sky is getting darker and the sun is setting. Hagrid wasn't that productive today, but still a bit proud of himself. He walked into his shabby, but somehow cozy shack, putting the broken door back in the door frame. Hagrid layed down onto his cozy bed with cute little dragons on the bed sheets but also some stains of unknown liquids (yk what I mean with "unknown" *smirk*). He instantly fell asleep, having some nIcE dreams.
//Authors Note//
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forbidden love in the forest (HagridxShrek)
FanfictionHagrid has always liked those creatures living in the forbidden forest. One day he met a special one... a really special Ogre. Will they become friends or even more? *smirk* warning: maybe it'll be a bit cursed