Shrek pov:
"Ah fuck! Oh shit!" someone screamed, followed by loud moaning. "Oh my god, oh my god it's huge! It hurts!" shrek cried. He was out of breath. That felt good. He hadn't taken such a gained crap for years. He loudly opend the door of his outhouse and hummed happily. What a nice day. Birds chirped in the distance(they didn't came close to his swamp because the smell litterally could kill you), some stupid red-haired twins came too close to his home and died because their brain couldn't cope with that horrible smell, so he had some nice fresh leftovers and no one had disturbed him for nearly eight weeks now. "Amazing!" Shrek thought to himself while taking a nice bath in fresh shit- eh mud. He dunked his head in the "mud" and took a big sip as he thought about what he will have for dinner today.
He liked it to be left alone, no wife, no kids... but also no love. Even if he didn't like to admit it, but sometimes he really wanted to have a parter, with whom he could share his swamp. And well even a ogre had dirty ogre needs. But no one could come near the swamp, which was a blessing and a curse at the same time. Normal Creatures can't deal with the intese scent of his nice home. Only another beeing, that smelled as bad as ogres could live here at shreks side, but such a human simply doesn't exist and to find another ogre would be to tedious. Shrek already accepted his faith of staying lonely forever, however
Somebody once told him the world is gonna roll him
he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and he hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
and that always made him feel better.
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forbidden love in the forest (HagridxShrek)
FanficHagrid has always liked those creatures living in the forbidden forest. One day he met a special one... a really special Ogre. Will they become friends or even more? *smirk* warning: maybe it'll be a bit cursed
